35Syracuse, United States
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My self-summary
I love anything outdoors; hunting, fishing, hiking, camping, mountain climbing, running and other things like that. I also like good foods, beer and wine. If your going to eat and drink you might as well eat something good. I'm a pretty damn good cook as well. I also enjoy smoking crack under bridges and giving away free candy from my nondescript cargo van in poorly lit parking lots.I've been told that I'm a funny guy and good at entertaining. I'll let you decide. A lot of people like to refer to themselves as sarcastic assholes. Well, I prefer to call my self a sarcastic dork. Still an anatomical reference but of a different mammal.

I'd make an excellent boy friend with the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. I own several shot guns and rifles and am proficent at using them. I have the outdoor skills necessary to obtain enough animals and fish to survive on. Additionally, I have gardening skills. In terms of Zombie avoidance, I know of many remote areas in the Adirondacks that Zombies are known to avoid. So if you want to survive the Zombie Apocalypse send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
I have B.S degree in forest resource management from the College of Enviornmental Science and Forestry at Syracuse. Now I'm a carpenter with the local carpenters union and I love it.
I’m really good at
Nerdy forestry stuff such as telling you what tree is in your front yard or what kind of tree your dinning room table is made of. Im kind of dorky like that
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm initially very shy and quiet and that I have pretty awesome eyes and a cute butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I generally don't watch a lot of TV. I do have a 5 year old and so I have developed a love for the cartoon Phineas and Ferb and I'll also admit that I like to watch Regular Show and Adventure Time. I enjoy reading but lately the only thing I ever read are text books. One of my favorite books is Atlas Shrugged and I'm currently reading Wilderness Warrior, a biography on Teddy Roosevelt. I use to be into fantasy novels like Wheel of Time and Sword of Truth but not so much recently. Though, I will finish the Wheell of Time if they ever finish writing it.

Now a days I mostly listen to country music, blue grass and sometimes the 90's grunge and alternitive that I grew up listening to. I really enjoy listening to Old Crow Medicine Show, Old School Frieght Train Hank Williams III and Jamey Johnson.

Oh and the greatest movie ever is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Six things I could never do without
Good food, beer, wine and coffee. And hunting, fishing and being outdoors in general. Oh and spoons. Could you imagine eating soup with a spork. Ridiculous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being outside and why I love the cold weather so much. I hope it never ends and how if I won the lottery I'd climb Mt Everest.

I'm also very interested in the details of peoples occupation and educational background. Do you have a degree in underwater basket weaving? I want to know about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something with my son or getting ready to go hunting, fishing, ice fishing, back packing or some other form of outdoor recreation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate pistachio ice cream and I would be completely lost without spell check.

I think that Gennesse Cream Ale is one of the greatest beers ever.
You should message me if
if you're part hippy but won't stab me in the eye with a hot poker for voting republican. Turns out I'm actually a Republican in denial of his liberal tendicies.

You think silly and ridiculous things make life more enjoyable

You want to listen to someone talk your ear off about trees.
The two of us