hartzprod
34 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Michael. My favorite animal is steak. I have an identical twin brother who is my opposite, which means he's really cool. I'm really good at tpying and speleng.

Born in LA, lived in Costa Rica, grew up in Washington State. I've worked in TV for 8 years. Ran track in college so I like to work out... Yeah. *Fun Fact: I can get drunk off one 1 drink!
What I’m doing with my life
I make Reality TV for work, but I have fun for a living.
I’m really good at
Getting to the airport late and missing my flight.
The first things people usually notice about me
My conjoined twin. He's really handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Gone Girl, perks of Being a Wall Flower, Hunger games, Bossy Pants

Movies: Wayne's World, Hostel, Clueless,

Shows: Strangers with Candy, Dexter, American Horror Story, 30 Rock, American Dad

Music: No Doubt, Garbage, Britney, Weezer, Robyn, 2ne1
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee
2. Reality TV
3. My retainer
4. Toilet paper
5. My tupé
6. My glass eye
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ice cream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask whatever you want, I'll tell you.
You should message me if
If you want to give me free money with no expectations for anything in return! ...Or if you're cool - I guess that works too.
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