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My self-summary

Have you GTL'd today? Staying granade free since 1980 yo!!

If I message you, its cause of something that caught my interest in your profile. I do read profiles and chat if something sparks my interest.

I have meet some wonderful people through this site (in person) whom I stay in touch with and enjoy chatting up new people.

But mostly here to kill time trolling on the okcupid forums....meh..beats tv.

Thats right boy and girls!!!!! this site has forums!!! Its not just about getting rejected and unsolicited cock-shots anymore!!!

^^check them out!!!! Its like extacy in music form.
What I’m doing with my life

Being every girl's fantasy.
I’m really good at
Forgetting stuff. Sleeping in, sleeping in general. Losing my F-ing car keys!!....this happens almost everyday....ugh..

pissing my c0-workers off.

oh oh, getting lost and taking the scenic way home..I'm great at that. Spontaneous (un-planned) road tripping.

Pretty sure I'd love being a super villain. Seems like the sweetest job ever. So wish this job existed..... Can you imagine??? Fighting Justice peace and good for a living??? SIgN me UPPP!!!!!!!!

I'm coming to terms with the fact that anything/everything I need seems to magically fall into my lap exactly when I need it to. At first I thought, wow that's really coincidental...now its just getting ridiculous :) Its the oddest feeling, but it truly seems as though my life is scripted by how well things turn out for me. Everything falls into place exactly when I need it to.
The first things people usually notice about me
My swagger

^^^^^^^^copy paste link since okc won't let me link.
Side effects may include:

Daily wake n' bakes
Chronic masturbation
Marlon Brando

You have to watch the vid or that last bit won't make sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: I don't read books, but do a lot of online reading, researching and reading for school.

Movies:┣▇z͟͞y͟͞d͟͞r͟͞a͟͞t͟͞e͟͞ ͟͞▇▇═─
Sarah Brightman....*faints*... She has more physical appeal in her eyes then most women in their entire lives.

I'm a bit more into British comedy. Seems a bit more clever comedy. I recommend 1. pulling 2. The IT crowd.

I tried to embed these links, but OKc won't let me. (welcome to the stone age, lol )
Music: These days its all Pandora. ....Amirite?

Food: Strictly Ketosis. Keto mothafuckahs!!
Six things I could never do without
A shotgun,Shotgun ammo,Redbull
Other various things needed for the coming zombie apocalypse...
Random Evil Dead quotes for when killing said zombies.
Nachos (OMG Nachos, seriously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking isn't my strong point. Thinking is for boring people. I'd rather spend my time doing.

I tend to invent stuff that already exists....
My last "invention" was a display in your car that tells you what the speed limit is for whatever road you are driving on....I was driving home on a country road wondering what the speed limit was......ya its called a TomTom.....
I hate when I think of a great idea only to find out it already exists. FML

"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down."

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch hedberg.
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching local kids the art of Graffiti. Its how I give back to the community that has given me so much!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a legend in my spare time.

I'm helpless against latin girls, and Italian girls.....mmmmmmmm

I really admire Mike Myers from his film to life views. Interesting bloke.

My ideal girlfriend would be a super-villain. Dirty evil sexy bitches rule. LIke the witch queen from the first Narnia movie.....oh em gee!!

Don't you hate it when you are texting something and the phone tries to spell it wrong on you? wtf phone....fuck you phone!
You should message me if
"Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! such is Mango!"

If you want to pee you're pants laughing, and who doesn't amirite? watch this.
Pee Yo fuckin' Pants!!!!

I have to admit, I do meet some interesting characters here. There are good people here.
The two of us