Anywho. I am...
- a Myers-Briggs INTJ, born on the Capricorn/Aquarius cusp.
- an atheist, a liberal, and child-free.
- sarcastic, and more than a little cynical.
- fairly reserved, but not easily offended.
- not here for casual sex. Let's see if anyone actually reads that.
I was working towards a master's degree in psychology, but time and financial constraints have put that on hold. I'm 12 credits away, but I have no idea when I'll be able to complete them. In the meantime, I'm ruminating upon other career and education options.
Since becoming a homeowner, I notice just how much time I spend cleaning things. And then sleeping because I'm tired from cleaning things. So that takes up a lot of my time, too.
Which is generally true... But the people I see on a regular basis will insist I've changed my hair when I haven't, then not notice when I actually do.
I, on the other hand, notice damn near everything.
Not huge on movies, either. It's very rare I'll see anything more than once, but here are some I can say I enjoyed: 21, American Beauty, American History X, Chicago, Forrest Gump, Garden State, Juno, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, The Usual Suspects, When Harry Met Sally.
I watch way more TV. Still in production: American Dad, The Big Bang Theory, Bob's Burgers, Bones, Castle, Chopped, Community, Jeopardy!, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mythbusters, Project Runway, Psych, The Simpsons, South Park, So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef, United States of Tara, and just about anything on TLC. In reruns/on DVD: 30 Rock, Daria, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Queer as Folk, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Sportsnight, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Will & Grace, Wonderfalls. Additionally, getting Game Show Network has been the best worst thing that has ever happened to me.
I can find at least one artist in every genre that I like. That's all I can say about music.
I don't drink any caffeinated beverages, and just the smell of buffalo sauce makes me gag. Other than that... I'll go for just about anything.
Bananas. I eat one every day.
TV. Whatever. Judge me.
And, um... Laughter, indoor plumbing, and underwear.
If not that, watching TV with Jackson. (Yes, he watches TV. He likes cartoons in particular.)
I'm old. I don't go out very much. Get off my lawn.
I suffer from Resting Bitch Face. Telling me to smile is highly insensitive.
Seriously though... I'm not private. Not even a little. I'll talk about anything, and sometimes it's TMI. Sorry in advance.
...you can respect that the words "adventurous" and "spontaneous" do not currently and never will describe me.
...you want to be friends. Being that I've chosen the Crazy Cat Lady route, I have very little in common with most people my age who are getting married and having babies. If you find yourself in the same place, we should totally hang out.
...you're looking for something in-between casual dating and a serious relationship (and you understand what that means).
...you think imperfect people are way more interesting than those boring losers who have it all together.
(I just realized my inbox has been full for...um, quite a while. But I emptied it, and all is well.)