Anywho. I am...
- a Myers-Briggs INTJ, born on the Capricorn/Aquarius cusp.
- an atheist, a liberal, and child-free.
- sarcastic, and more than a little cynical.
- fairly reserved, but not easily offended.
- not here for casual sex. Let's see if anyone actually reads that.
I dropped out of grad school about two years ago, 12 credits short of a master's in psychology, and haven't had the time or money to finish. Whether I eventually go back, I'm still not sure.
Which is generally true... But the people I see on a regular basis will insist I've changed my hair when I haven't, then not notice when I actually do.
I, on the other hand, notice damn near everything.
Not huge on movies, either. It's very rare I'll see anything more than once, but here are some I can say I enjoyed: 21, American Beauty, American History X, Chicago, Forrest Gump, Garden State, Juno, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, The Usual Suspects, When Harry Met Sally.
I watch way more TV. 30 Rock, American Dad, The Big Bang Theory, Bob's Burgers, Bones, Castle, Chopped, Community, Daria, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Impractical Jokers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jeopardy!, Mythbusters, Project Runway, Psych, Pushing Daisies, Queer as Folk, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, So You Think You Can Dance, SportsNight, Superstore, Top Chef, United States of Tara, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Will & Grace, Wonderfalls... Additionally, getting Game Show Network has been the best worst thing that has ever happened to me.
I can find at least one artist in every genre that I like. That's all I can say about music.
I don't drink any caffeinated beverages, and just the smell of buffalo sauce makes me gag. Other than that... I'll go for just about anything.
Bananas. I eat one every day.
TV. Whatever. Judge me.
And, um... Laughter, indoor plumbing, and underwear.
I'm old. I don't go out very much. Get off my lawn.
Seriously though... I'm not private. Not even a little. I'll talk about anything, and sometimes it's TMI. Sorry in advance.
...you can respect that the words "adventurous" and "spontaneous" do not currently and never will describe me.
...you want to be friends. Being that I've chosen the Crazy Cat Lady route, I have very little in common with most people my age who are getting married and having babies. If you find yourself in the same place, we should totally hang out.
...you're looking for something in-between casual dating and a serious relationship (and you understand what that means).
...you think imperfect people are way more interesting than those boring losers who have it all together.