32 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
Definitely not 26th President and known time traveler, Teddy Roosevelt.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist by trade (not starving), I wear many hats, and I have a giant head, so the fact that any of them fit at all is really surprising. I know it looks proportional in pictures, and even in person a little bit, but give me a hat and prepare to be wowed by my cranial circumference.
I’m really good at
Plausible deniability, sarcasm, and the inability to tell a good lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything NPR, even Prairie Home Companion in its own special way. I'm a sustaining member and will be until the day I shed this mortal coil.

WTF w/ Marc Maron, Nerdist, Edumication

Kimmy Schmidt, House of Cards, Bill Maher, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Frasier, Comedian's in Cars Getting Coffee.

Frank Black, Radiohead, Pixies, Michael Jackson, Silverchair, Elvis Costello, Cody Chesnutt, QOTSA, Fugazi.

The Hobbit, Christine, Jurassic Park, Dreams From my Father, Scar Tissue, My Stroke of Insight.

SLC Punk, My First Mister, Terminator 2, Head, Short Bus, Forest Gump, The Big Lewboski, Lost in Translation.
The six things I could never do without
1. Ask a Question
2. Do Background Research
3. Construct a Hypothesis
4. Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment
5. Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
6. Communicate Your Results

*If you know what this is, include it in your message. Extra bonus points.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever it is I'm not doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most things that happen on Friday happen every other day of the week too. But if it's going to be a thing, make it something new, avoid monotony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a hard time delegating things to other people. I always want to do everything myself, which can be great in some instances, but I'm not always the person best suited for a given task.
You should message me if
You want to wax poetic about the reasons "Ram" is the best post-Beatles solo album over a cup of mediocre, fair-trade certified coffee.