50 Pearl City, United States
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My self-summary
Life is short at best, work hard and play harder. I'm a serious guy, in a funny sort of way. Ok, let me get on the soapbox for just a sec. Women and men are the same, but different. We all want the same basic human needs, food, shelter, sex. Beyond that is where we start to skew from each other. Women also want long term security, most want children they could love and have that love reciprocated. They want stability, no suprises when it comes to their welfare. Men on the other hand still only want food, shelter and sex. (gets off soapbox, trips, cracks head open, nothing spills out).
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to make the lead story on the 6 o'clock news(always bad right?)Always searching for happiness, only to learn that it lies within, and of course masturbating.
I’m really good at
fishing and karate and sex and computers, in that order.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I need to cut my hair, and that I make jokes a lot about sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Truman Show, Yip Man, 13 Assasins, any Mifune Toshiro samurai flick, any Zatoichi but only with Shintaro Katsu, Ikiru, plays by David Hwang, rock & roll/classical, sushi, italian food, shelter, sex, and anything having to do with sex.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, karate, sex, netflix, fishing, sex, my soulmate. Wait a minute, that's seven, ok take out netflix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my kids, and sex, but not together, ew!
On a typical Friday night I am
taking my kids to karate practice, and thinking they just might make it to be world champions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is I'm not a virgin, but the mother of my children is.
You should message me if
you've totally lost yer mind.