27Vancouver, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Adam, but I wouldn't be opposed if you called me vanilla ice. I do corporate sales for a living. Love stand up comedy and used to do stand up full time, before I realized I wasn't funny enough. I Netflix and chilled before it was cool, so I'm also a pioneer.

Many say I look like Channing Tatum..... Minus the body and face.

Diehard Seahawks fan, also huge Mariners and Beavers fan, so I'm super used to disappointment.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to stay alive, not making life threatening mistakes.
I’m really good at
tying my shoes, and jumping rope
The first things people usually notice about me
My overwhelming cleavage. Eyes are up here ladies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Waaaay too many to name. Top shows: South Park, The Office, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, always sunny, parks and rec, archer.... the list goes on.. I love personal growth books, comedies, and classic rock mostly... Food, ill eat anything. :)
Six things I could never do without
1. Air
2. Water
3. Something solid to digest
4. The Seahawks
5. My Family
6. Pants???? Actually, thats a lie, I don't even like pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My impressive sock collection.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, relaxing, watching a good game, going to a stand up show, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's a little PG-13 rated.
You should message me if
You think I would be a cool person to talk to!
....of if you want to have a deep conversation about wheat thins...
The two of us