36Missoula, United States
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My self-summary
I read a lot. I can't stop obsessing about politics. I like potty humor and dry British wit. I'm a bad liar. I'm an ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne-vegetarian. I'm all about the atheism. I shop at walmart out of principle because I believe the revolution will come only when the corporate overlords have achieved total subjugation of the proletariat. Is that enough information?

I am charming, argumentative, and sardonic
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a nurse, which is a pretty good gig. It leaves me plenty of free time to pursue all the wonderful hedonistic activities I so enjoy.
I’m really good at
Scrabble. And listening. And making grown men cry.

I can also answer almost any question with complete authority even if I'm pulling all the information out of my ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like hats, so usually whichever one I happen to be wearing. Closely followed by my dirty sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything by Salman Rushdie> and Kurt Vonnegut, especially Midnight's Children and The Sirens of Titan. Philip K. Dick makes me swoon. Lately I've been reading a lot of Sci-Fi and Fantasy. I read all freaking twelve Robert Jordan books in three months and he died while I was reading the last one. I read Infinite Jest, but it took me over year, which is the longest I've spent on a book without ditching it. I like Coen brothers and David Lynch flicks. I dig Fellini and Monty Python. I love adult swim and British sitcoms. I'll eat pretty much anything (hell, I ate a live cricket once), but I miss the foodie scene in San Francisco, especially high-end French (although a five course meal is a bit much).
Six things I could never do without
Sarcasm, books, air, water, food, and an inflated sense of self importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going on my next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending too much on food and alcohol with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to listen to the Harry Potter books on tape to fall asleep. I'm hugely comforted by Stephen Fry's voice.
You should message me if
You've got something awesome to tell me.
The two of us