41 Trenton, United States
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My self-summary
My needs are fairly basic. Looking for that attention I'm not getting at home. I want somebody (just one, not many) to look forward to that looks forward to me too. Something fun and light. No intention of changing my situation, so don't go fallin' in love with me ;)
I’m really good at
I'm an excellent driver...
The six things I could never do without
i am sure that i could do without these things, but i would prefer to not :) (in no specific order)

spending time up north

meat. take that however you like. i am a carnivore.

my phone (technology is a fickle mistress, but i heart her)

laughing really hard. you know, the kind where your stomach hurts and you can only do that wheezy sorta catch your breath breathing. that's good stuff.

music ... "she likes music" ... i like a little bit of everything. gimme a couple cocktails and something i can sing along to.

swear words. tried to give 'em up for Lent....FAIL. i need them. they provide emphasis, feeling, phuckin' excitement !!

"my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation"
- SB Squarepants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to work the phrase "shit show" into my repertoire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i don't think anybody that knows me would call me "laid back". i've heard that's a big seller in these profiles. i guess this should be considered a disclaimer ;)