32Gainesville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy, nerdy guy who relishes being alive.

Can be bumbling and excitable. Hopelessly optimistic. Looking for a dude to make me a better dude and who wants to be a radder dude himself. Dude.

Love games and college football and digital things and analog things and nature and run-on sentences.
What I’m doing with my life
Visiting lecturer... Then who knows.

I've got a newfound passion for comedy. Here's my first standup set. I'm also writing sketches and doing improv:

Coming Out (My First Polished Set): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbvHxXlbdA

- and I'm relentless in my goal of running a marathon under 3:05 pace. I'm currently down to 3:19:21.
I’m really good at
finishing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. It's poofy. And soft. Touch it.

My shorts

Smile/Laugh. It's kinda like Goofy's "hyuck" over and over again. Sometimes I snort. That's pretty rare - but you know you've got me if I snort.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- The Night Circus
- Any documentary on space
- The Fifth Element
- RuPaul's Drag Race
- Bobs Burgers
- 30 for 30
- Frank Ocean
- Chance the Rapper
- Carly Rae Jepson
- Homemade Black beans
- Tacos
- Pizza is bae
Six things I could never do without
Good food.
Warm weather.
Good reading.
Games of some sort.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
witty retorts.
On a typical Friday night I am
not even realizing it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Not private but it doesn't fit anywhere else. I'm an obnoxious University of Florida Gator (and SEC) fan. I was in the marching band for three years of school. College football Saturdays are essentially a religion for me. College basketball is neat too. GO GATORS!
You should message me if
You're interested in awesomeness and humility.

You know all the words to songs relating to Harry Truman or Snakes.

You wanna get down to this song:

Or you just want to say "howdy." That's cool too.
The two of us