33Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
Me in a nutshell? I cant fit in one so I wouldnt know :)

Im a geek with a never ending sense of humor, too honest for my own good but too honest to ever change that. I love history, movies, books, people, and comic conventions.

My two greatest loves right now are Film and Gardening,
What I’m doing with my life
Building out my garden, Working my way up the corporate ladder, trying to find that next step forward in my life.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at fixing things. Over the last few years I've turned into a serious gardener. I wish someone had told me how addicting it can be! I started with 1 raised veggie box and now I'm up to 6 veggie boxes and starting to plant in pots around the boxes! I think I have a problem lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My obscenely awesome curly hair. My jokes that land and the ones that really dont lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read so many books and loved so many that it's difficult to pick favorites. My favorite series are: "Wheel of Time" "Dragonlance" "Lord of the Rings" and recently "The Dresden Files". A really great book can sweep you up and make you forget you're reading at all. You shudder when the main characters are in danger and you cheer in triumph when they win against all odds.

I love watching movies of all genres and making fun of my favorite films for silliness and movie mistakes. Some of my favorite films of all time are: "The Iron Giant" "The Fountain" "Last Action Hero" "Aliens" "Princess Mononoke" "Kon Tiki" "Galaxy Quest" "Gattaca", I could just go on forever honestly. I love watching movies in the theaters and at home. I go to the movie theaters every weekend.

My favorite shows right now are "Rick and Morty" "Westworld" "Game of Thrones" "Silicon Valley" and "The Expanse"
Six things I could never do without
A movie theater
A computer
A friend with better jokes than mine
My Kindle
All my other friends with terrible jokes
X+1 Garden boxes where X equals my current number of boxes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a squirrel could do to me if he had a lightsaber and a thirst for vengeance
On a typical Friday night I am
I work friday nights, but if i had the day off i'd catch a movie or hit up whatever adventure my friends are on.

Sometimes we go to the bars around town, I recently went to a Mario Kart 64 Tournament at a bar in midtown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I think Cities would be so much more interesting if all the people left. Yes I would enjoy exploring the world as the last person :) but wouldnt it be so much better with a lady friend to roll her eyes at me?
You should message me if
You should message me if you cant stand the idea of living without laughter. Also, I'm insanely chock full of random knowledge so if you ever get into a surprise trivia game, you're gonna need me.

I can also build a campfire from scratch and recite movies from memory, so I'm handy if you get lost in the woods and have no TV but really want to see a terrible rendition of your favorite movie.
The two of us