I like being really cheesy and corny... I still laugh at 'that's what she said' jokes and I go out of my way to make them... I can be pretty sarcastic and very facetious, but there's always times for seriousness... I hope to work with animals in some capacity in the future. If you like animals, or if you ARE an animal, that would be a plus! Hate the cold weather... I think coffee is a heavenly elixir sent down by the gods for my drinking pleasure... Obessive, generally speaking. Love Reptiles and Insects, so I'd never hurt a fly quite literally. Needles freak me out and blood makes me uncomfortable. Love traveling and being in airports but hate flying. I've had an obsession with Australia for as long as I can remember, and I've been there once and need to go again and again and again. Enjoy playing Halo, Assassin's Creed, GoW, and CoD on Xbox, so come play with me ;]
I enjoy a good board or card game. My favorite is Cards Against Humanity. If you don't know what it is, look it up. If you know what it is and you find it utterly hilarious I think we can get along.
I also like trying new things, and doing random activities like canoeing or Airsoft. If you do random things like that, chances are I want to do it with you. That's what she said. Damnit I can't stop. That's also what she said. Oh my god I promise I'm funnier than this.
I've been told I can dance, but I don't believe a word they say because I know I cannot dance properly. I do however LOVE to dance in a ridiculous, uP IN dA cLub I'll-probably-be-embarrassed-tomorrow kind of way. But not just in clubs. Like, everywhere. Shield the eyes of small children and the elderly.
I'm also really good at amusing myself.
Singing like a maniac and dancing as much as safely possible behind the wheel of a car. I love long drives where I can just let loose. Nothing better. Having a co-pilot might be nice though. You'll be able to tell how comfortable I am with you on how loud I sing when we're in the car.
Also exceptional at making inappropriate jokes and innuendos in every day conversation. Sometimes I have to stop myself because it can get out of hand..
Too good at procrastinating. Waiting until the last minute makes everything more exciting. If something isn't interesting to me, I have a hard time giving it my attention. Like, right now, I need to be working on a million things, but here I am, updating this profile. If this jawn had a section on what I'm really bad at, I would say focusing.
MOVIES. Star Wars, The Boondock Saints!, LOTR, The Fast and The Furious series, Troy, Fight Club. Mean Girls, Se7en, Anchorman, Step Up, The Mask of Zorro, Zoolander, Pulp Fiction etc etc etc. HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIE YET? SO GOOD.
I like a lot of 'so bad they're good' movies like Bring it On and Magic Mike and obviously the Step Ups. I revel in the lameness!
My favorite books are Daughter of Smoke and Bone and The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer. Many others but they're all girlie books I don't expect..and probably would make me suspicious.. if men liked them haha
SHOWS: Lost, Doctor Who (pretty much only 9 and 10 though, not a Matt Smith fan), Roswell, Grey's Anatomy, Orange is the New Black, Archer, Gossip Girl, Greek, Project Runway, Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Girls, Glee, America's Next Top Model, Sons of Anarchy, Jericho, True Blood, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Planet Earth, all those "Deadliest Animal" shows they have, any other kind of Animal or Nature documentary and other documentaries like Science of Sex Appeal (go watch that now) etc, etc. I love a lot of shows! Love my Netflix like a baby.
MUSIC. I tend to cycle between obsessions but my favorite artists of all time are 30 Seconds to Mars, Eminem and Nelly. I'm also into Macklemore, Ne-Yo, Bruno Mars, Bastille, No Doubt, Gotye, Imagine Dragons, Lana del Rey, Fun, Pink, Green Day a bit. I had a pretty extreme Papa Roach phase, too.
FOOD. All of it. Japanese might be my favorite, but it's a close race between that and Mexican. I also like to indulge in the finer things in life, namely Hot Pockets and Lean Cuisines. That stuff is underrated. BREAKFAST FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD and if I could I'd have breakfast for every meal. And sometimes I do.
Bacon Egg & Cheese.
Egg, Bacon & Cheese.
Cheese, Bacon & Egg.
And that I have begun waging a war against my body hair.... TMI....or JTRAI?
Can handle dealing with a weird work schedule.. (I work every weekend)
Want to take me on adventures