I am an open book, but will come back and tweak this response later.
Fast forward version....
I live on the river, and love the water, boats and anything in the sun.
Was married shortly, and it didn't work out.
I am a single father.
Looking for new friends with the same or extremely different life experiences.
Originally from Virginia.
Lived in New York for a few years.
I prefer relationships over being single.
Sleep on the left side of the bed.
Have a permanent flip flop tan.
I actually like to go shopping, weird.
I drive kind of slow.
Believe in karma.
I would never wear neon colored clothes.
I say yes sir and yes ma'am.
I am the select few that thinks opposites do actually attract.
I will never ask someone to change, I believe that one should be ultimately true to themselves.
2. I collect vinyl records.
3. Often brush my teeth while driving.
4. Due to allergies, I may or may not have cried during the movies "the notebook" and "up".
5. I am kind of in love with my beard. It's actually more of a touchy feely relationship.