hellswinger
29 Easton, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
hellswinger
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
"Are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popscicle."

Looking for the Kirk to my Spock.

I like tall guys who find sarcasm and self deprecation attractive and think monogamy is a type of wood.
What I’m doing with my life
Serving up beer, questioning my decisions and trying my best not to become a Responsible Adult.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh!
Making balloon animals.
Knowing all the words to all the songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
How frickin tall I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; Stephen King, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Holly Black, Anne Rice, Nowhere on Earth, graphic novels, Ready Player One, Shadowhunters series.

Movies; I love horror movies first and foremost. Nightmare on Elm Street. Hellraiser. Freak. Demon Knight. Blade. Ghostbusters. The Fifth Element, Kingsman, The Crow, Sleepy Hollow, Snatch, Spaceballs, From Hell, Captain America, X-Men, Legend, Rocky Horror Picture Show.

TV: Supernatural, Penny Dreadful, Game of Thrones, Preacher, American Gothic, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Daredevil, Firefly, BBC Sherlock

Food: All kinds of food! Really into different types of Asian cuisine, especially Thai and Korean. Italian, Spanish, Middle Eastern. You name it I'll give it my best shot.
The six things I could never do without
a good laugh
a cold beer
the love of those that matter
adventure
sci-fi fantasy novels
my phone (let's be honest)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse senarios.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the second gunman on the grassy hill.
You should message me if
If you wanna laugh and have a good time. If you wanna bowl, or hike, or sing karaoke or play trivia. If you want to spend a night in watching Star Wars under a pile of blankets.

If you're TALL! As a tall chick I enjoy the company of a very tall man :}
More