hellswinger
29Easton, United States
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My self-summary
"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

I'd like to think knowing me is a strange and wonderful thing. I like adventures, I try my best to be a good person, and I work hard for the things that keep me going (re: my cat, my family, my need to binge watch British television on Netflix). I have a great job and my own place and I like where I am in my life (for once).

I like freakishly tall men who find sarcasm and nihilistic humor attractive and think monogamy is a type of wood.

Say hi, I'm a good time I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
Winning bar trivia, questioning my decisions and trying my best not to become a Responsible Adult.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh!
Making balloon animals.
Knowing all the words to all the songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
How frickin tall I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Musical tastes range from Nine Inch Nails to Avett Brothers, I'll eat just about anything you serve up and I read books like I need them to survive (spoiler alert, I do).

I like craft beer but I'm not a snob about it. I love trying a new restaurant or going to see a live band play on a Saturday night or just ordering in and watching reruns.
Six things I could never do without
a good laugh
a cold beer
the love of those that matter
adventure
sci-fi fantasy novels
my phone (let's be honest)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse senarios.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the second gunman on the grassy hill.
You should message me if
If you wanna laugh and have a good time. If you wanna bowl, or hike, or sing karaoke or play trivia. If you want to spend a night in watching Star Wars under a pile of blankets.

If you're TALL! As a tall chick I enjoy the company of a very tall man :}
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