hempapotamus
25 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
In a nutshell, I cant be summarized in a nutshell. I'm Elijah and typically I'm a low key kinda guy. Meaning I enjoy the little things of life such as a good laugh that has you gasping for air while you're still laughing or really good playful banter (actually playful banter is a huge turn on but I digress). I have been called abstract, but honestly I believe all that means is a polite way of saying I'm weird or quirky. Eh whatever. I have been known to be extremely cynical and sarcastic so please don't get offended if I offend you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to keep it 100. I want to rule the world... that is all.
I’m really good at
A lot of things really. I have been blessed with the ability, aptitude, and dedication to master anything I try. I have played many sports (more than 10). As well as more individual things such as poetry (yes I am very good at poetry).
The first things people usually notice about me
My confidence i never back down from anything, whether its a challenge or a friend, its kind of a double edge sword. I'm not abrasive at all, just strong willed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dude, honestly I am not going to fill this shit out. Lets agree that I have a lot!
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Women
Money
Phone
Food

(no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I will take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk (typically)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't believe in luck, only hard work and determination.
You should message me if
You actually have something interesting to say... you know to tickle my fancy =P
Or if I messaged you (clearly)
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