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My self-summary
If you can't approach me with a genuine sense of respect (for both of us), please don't approach at all. I've little tolerance for that shit. Seriously.


I'm a queer, poly-friendly, kinkster, sapiosexual, witchy chef (specializing in alt diets). I often smoke like a hot-rod, cuss like a sailor and dress like a slut; which is sometimes inappropriate, but always done with the utmost of respect intended. I'm not always in balance, but am generally willing and able. If I say I'm not, however, you'd better fuckin' mean it if you persist.

My heritage is mostly Caucasian, and though I acknowledge the priviledge I have in this, I don't hold it as a prideful thing. If your background is similar, I hope you acknowledge your priviledge too (and frankly, if you don't, we aren't a match).

Also, I freehand self-reflective, verbose, descriptive run on sentences, because apparently I'm ballin' like that. My Wu- Tang generated name is either E-ratic Hunter or B-loved Mastermind.
What I’m doing with my life
My very, very best.
I’m really good at
Mass cooking, artistic cooking, cartoonish radical/visual pun art, dealing with medical and non-medical emergencies, talking folks in off the ledge, occasionally becoming overwhelmed by social anxiety and coping affably, and most things I put my energy and intention into....excepting cartwheels, pool and babyfoot. I just never got the hang of 'em....
The first things people usually notice about me
iunno, ask them....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
hmmm...there's an awful lot that could be listed here.. i tend to have really dynamic favorites....

Music... Conscious Hip Hop, Dub/step, Jungle, Psytrance ( well, Psy~anything really ), Metal...bad 80s HairMetal, TripHop, Punk, Mo{dog}Town, Funk/Soul, Ska, Breaks....Rae Spoon, Ween, the mountain goats ,Binary Kitty, Bassnectar, Outkast/the Love Below, the Black Keys, Sublime, Florence and the Machine, B Sharpa, 3 Inches of Blood, Jean Grae, Dillinger Escape Plan, Younger Brother, Buck 65 ( Fuck! Rich Terfry is SO! HOT! I would totally practice makin babies with that guy ), Breakestra, Tool, Invincible, Awol One, Queen ( Freddy Mercury and I share a soul ), Nina Simone, Mastodon,Tom Waits! Aesop Rock, Childish Gambino, the Ramones, Tribe Called Quest, Digweed, GirlTalk, Violent Femmes, HotTub, Flobots, the Electric 6 and a bunch of classic awesomes I can find in most karaoke lists ;) All in all, I like good music....

Books... Sci-Fi, anarcho~feminist sci-Fi, non-Fi, text books, kids lit, poetry, Graphic novels ( I have a *big* heart~on for Alan Moore ) , Christopher Moore ( no relation ), Neil Gaiman, Bell Hooks!, Palahniuk, E.L. Docterow, Tom Robbins, Vonnegut, Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt, Jay Stevenson, Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha,Thomas Pynchon , Marc Nguy, Mark Beyer, Cohen, Irving Layton, Ursula K. Leguin, Douglas Arthur Brown... there's really too many to list on, I tend to devour literature/books...

Film is a superbe medium... there are way too many movies to list. I like films that are a little off the beaten track, and documentaries that go beyond white boy adventures and stories from the privilege podium are totally FTW!! I do love Hertzog, pre-Disney Henson, Amoldovar, Lars Von Trier, and John Waters...

Food... raw meat (or pretty fuckin' close to raw), vegan vittles, smoked-almost-anything, salty chocolate! *drool*
Six things I could never do without
Six things I would sure as shit never want to do very long without:

Humour, Music/Dancing, Coffee (but not everyday), Words (both written and spoken), the at-least-occasional illicit romp, an inebriant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How in particular the world sucks, and how to make it suck less.
Sex, in all it's wonderful facets and combinations.
Food ( safety, sustainability, dishes, gardening, farming, etc. ).
Alternative medicine.
the Zombpocalypse
If sometimes people don't realize that I hit the (like) button because the dog in their profile pic is looking so fucking wonderful
On a typical Friday night I am
Fuckin' Awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a karaoke beast. Really.
Also, I definitely snore sometimes.
You should message me if
You want to take me dancing.

You have a great analysis and want to discuss it over a bevy of sorts.

You have a dream and a lot to do :)

You understand the difference between a whole person and a person with a hole.

...and you've got something better than that nice shoes, wanna fuck? style. My being open to more casual or non trad encouters *still* doesn't mean you can expect to just trip and fall up into my pussy. I mean, really...
The two of us