But hey, and and I enjoy hunting for unicorns! We are interested in women only, and preferably someone we mesh with well enough to hang out with on a semi-regular basis in addition to inviting into bed with us. If you may be interested, feel free to message both myself AND my boyfriend (the aforementioned NyqK), and we can all start getting to know each other and see where it goes from there.
So anyway, hello there. I am a self-described nerdy pink faerie cat. I live on the Internet and I am way too old to be as into Tumbr as I am, I am epic fandom trash (most notably Dragon Age and Doctor Who) because escapism is awesome, I am way too into karaoke, I love tattoos and will never have enough. Liberal queer feminist, neurodivergent cripple punk. I need caffeine to survive, and I truly believe the internet needs more cats.
And because why not, back when they made you put in those three words to describe yourself mine were "awkward, neurotic, and stardust."
Films: Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Avengers, Velvet Goldmine, Gypsy 83, Requiem for a Dream, the original Star Wars trilogy, The Force Awakens, Looper, Brick, The Brothers Bloom, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Serenity, World's End, Shaun of the Dead, Stardust, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Little Miss Sunshine, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Across the Universe, Stranger Than Fiction, Saved, But I'm A Cheerleader, To Wong Foo..., The Crow, V for Vendetta, Romeo + Juliet, The Matrix, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Les Misérables, Fried Green Tomatoes, Empire Records, Benny and Joon, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, The Birdcage, Death at a Funeral.
Television: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Parks and Recreation, Arrow, Flash, Supernatural, Sons of Anarchy, Sherlock, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Metalopcalypse, Community, New Girl, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, True Blood, Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Golden Girls, Spaced, @midnight, Agents of SHIELD, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titan, Hetalia: Axis Powers.
Music: 30 Seconds to Mars, Coheed and Cambria, Nine Inch Nails, Florence + the Machine, AFI, Dethklok, Creature Feature, System Of A Down, Bring Me the Horizon, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Every Time I Die, Eluveitie, PJ Harvey, The Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Tori Amos, My Brightest Diamond, Fiona Apple, Placebo, Abney Park, David Bowie, Gogol Bordello, Devotchka, Flobots, Orgy, Deftones, Ani DiFranco, Ben Folds Five/Ben Folds, Portishead, Björk, Muse, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Dimmu Borgir, My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence.
Food: Sushi, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Indian, most anything Asian, Ethiopian, almost anything ethnic/exotic or "outside of the box," Mexican, Italian, meat and cheese and cheese and meat, bacon is my Jesus.
[Bonus because why not...]
Video games (are a thing I *really* wish I would have properly discovered way earlier in life and am therefore severely behind on, but still): Dragon Age II (yes, that really is my number one), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Inquisition Mass Effect (finished), Mass Effect 2, Bioshock Infinite, Fallout 3 (in progress)
Podcasts: Sinister DreamCast, Scenario Store News/Black Emporium News, [[The [Insert Movie Reference Here!] Podcast]], The Nerdist, Hollywood Babble-On, Welcome to Night Vale, Thrilling Adventure Hour.
Good friends (includes cats).
Dragon Age. Mage rights or mage fights, blood magic, Thedosian politics as a whole...oh yeah, and that Anders was right. And just a lot about Anders, to be honest.
Tumblr. Fandoms. Ships. Feels. Y'know.
How fictional worlds can completely own my soul to such an extreme degree.
The fact that I legitimately just cannot understand how anyone could possibly prefer Russell T. Davies to Steven Moffat as Doctor Who writer/showrunner.
The idea that the Torchwood Institute making a television programme detailing a somewhat fictionalised version of The Doctor's travels as a coverup is TOTALLY just the kind of thing they would do if they did exist.
How I really wish that I had some kind of superpower.
Vincent van Gogh's haunting last words (they were, translated to English, "this sadness will last forever," which I find very intense to think about since he did, after all, commit suicide).
Making art. Writing fics.
Did I mention that Anders was right?
When I die I want Jennifer Hepler to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.
Also life, what it means, what I'm going to do with my own, and how it's all going to end up or simply end altogether. Y'know, the usual.
-Tumblr owns your soul, too.
-You agree when I say "the internet needs more cats" without even the slightest hint of irony.
-You are a fellow fandom whore.
-You read my profile and you think we might get along on some level. As long as you're not a creepy douchebag, I'll probably at least give you a bit of conversation.