35Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm going to be completely blunt, so sit yourself down.

I'm past the point where I want to play games and play hard to get and have to guess what you're thinking. If I like you, I'm going to tell you. If I think we'd be better as friends, I'm going to tell you. Please do the same for me. If you're not feeling it, just let me know. I promise I can handle it.

Also, my user name is pronounced HAIR-IN-KAY EM-EN. If I get one more semen joke, someone is getting punched.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Boston in March '11. Before that I lived in Portland, Oregon and before that I was in Los Angeles. I'm from New York originally, but don't worry, I hate the Yankees too.

I was working in Film/TV for a while, but in more recent years have been working with kids. I'm currently a Toddler Teacher in JP.
I’m really good at
I have this really useless ability to turn almost anything into a song lyric or a movie quote.

I also make awesome omelettes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a wicked loud laugh. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge geek, so I like lots of geeky things. Most notably: Firefly, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, horror movies, some RPGs, Texas Hold 'Em poker, Silent Hill and film-making.

I finally finished reading the first three "Game of Thrones" books, and now I have to find someone to lend me the next one. I tore through both seasons of BBC's "Sherlock" in a weekend, but I haven't caught up on season 3 yet.

I love almost any kind of music, though I can't get into most country, rap or electronic stuff. Seriously, can you explain dubstep to me?
Six things I could never do without
[1] My brother
[2] Music
[3] Laughing
[4] Sleeping
[5] Movies
[6] Bagels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next Halloween costume. Getting my own apartment. Planning a road trip. The perfect first kiss. Why people on the MBTA are so goddamn rude?!
On a typical Friday night I am
I do a lot of theater and sketch comedy around Boston, so I'm often in rehearsals or at a show. I also love karaoke and movies and drag queens and random silliness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Call me full-figured, plus sized or fat. Doesn't make a difference, because I'm awesome. If you can't deal with the fact that I'm not a size 6, then you don't get to enjoy the perks of my awesomeness!

And trust me, there are perks. ;)
You should message me if
If you're looking for a geeky girl who loves an adventure and isn't afraid to call you on your crap, then shoot me a message. :)
The two of us