witticisms-
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My self-summary
I probably work way too much, but it makes me happy when someone enjoys my food, so that's worth it.
I have this uncanny ability to wake up minutes before my alarm goes off so that I can turn it off and sleep an extra hour.
I hardly see my family, but when I do, it's one of the few times I genuinely laugh. I love them to pieces.
Sometimes I wonder if Florida is the right place for me. The weather is nice and most of my friends and contacts are here, so for now, I'm staying. I would totally leave if the opportunity was great though.
I enjoy hanging out with friends just as much as hanging out by myself. Sometimes I need to relax alone, and other times I need to flex my outgoing muscles.
MacGyver is my spirit animal. I'll try to fix anything with as little resources as possible.
My mother once told me that I was simultaneously the smartest and stupidest person that she knew. I get my bluntness from her.
My life goal is to become Larry David.

I'm not looking for anyone to complete the puzzle that is my life, but rather, someone that complements my various interests and ideals. A peanut butter to my jelly. A ketchup to my French fries. A spaghetti to my meatballs... yeah, that sort of thing.

ISTP
What I’m doing with my life
Sushi in the morning
Sushi in the evening
Sushi at suppertime
When sushi's on a bagel
You can eat sushi anytime

Sushi chef by day, amateur sleeper by night.
I’m really good at
not dropping my phone
quoting the most obscure movie quotes
mentioning the fact that you changed your hair somehow
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Albums I'll always have on my portable music device:
Neutral Milk Hotel - On Avery Island
Mates of State - Team Boo
Little Dragon - (Self-Titled Album)
Nujabes - Metaphorical Music
Team Teamwork - Katamari Da-Emcee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how cool it would be if I had eight arms like an octopus
On a typical Friday night I am
working, or rejoicing the fact that I am not working
You should message me if
you want to Pokemon Go and chill
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