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My self-summary
My mother once told me that she had beer while pregnant with me. This is the result of that.

ISTP
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the head sushi chef at a bar in a hotel. The job has its ups and downs, but more ups than downs, so we're good there.

Otherwise, I'm a wannabe Internet personality, part-time nerd, and full-time procrastinator.
I’m really good at
not dropping my phone
waking up before my alarm
forgetting names within five minutes of learning them
quoting the most obscure movie quotes
mentioning the fact that you changed your hair somehow
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mates of State
Neutral Milk Hotel
Boyz II Men
Little Dragon
Chainsmokers
Talking Heads
Young Wonder
Nujabes
Ta-ku
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Clams Casino
Kid Cudi
Good Graeff
Regina Spektor
Michael Jackson
Team Teamwork
Bad Veins
Six things I could never do without
freedom
friends
cars
my stupid phone
publix subs
high-quality toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how cool it would be if I had eight arms like an octopus
On a typical Friday night I am
working, or rejoicing the fact that I am not working
You should message me if
being in a relationship doesn't "complete you."

I'm down for whatever, but I don't want to be your crutch. I'll be your wings instead, bringing you to new heights of awesomeness.
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