Otherwise, I'm a wannabe Internet personality, part-time nerd, and full-time procrastinator.
waking up before my alarm
forgetting names within five minutes of learning them
quoting the most obscure movie quotes
mentioning the fact that you changed your hair somehow
Neutral Milk Hotel
Boyz II Men
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
my stupid phone
high-quality toilet paper
I'm down for whatever, but I don't want to be your crutch. I'll be your wings instead, bringing you to new heights of awesomeness.