heyarty
28 Covington, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
heyarty
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I AM....
probably joking.
cheerful enough.
a nerd.
a gamer.
a cosplayer.
a little nervous.
a lot of self conscious.
definitely awkward.
short as fuck.

I AM NOT...
an elf.
any kind of decisive.
taller than five foot.
confident.
a people person.
going to make appropriate jokes.
gonna play CoD with you.

Like just bring me the bad jokes and puns and old memes. If you have this deep dark desire to be laughed at like everything you say is funny, I can help you out, because my sense of humor is SO EASY. I am that person that will laugh at their own jokes!!

I am shy, but when I get with friends I can be loud and spontaneous and probably annoying. I want to go places! If you bring it up, I'll probably wanna go then! Not later!!

I like all the things that 'adults' side-eye and judge you for enjoying; I like video games and anime and kpop. I cosplay (worse, I crossplay) characters I like. I enjoy learning about asian cultures and I want to learn Korean and Japanese and I want to travel to both places. I'm bolder than I used to be and it sounds amazing to just go somewhere around the world, whether you know the language or not.

And ok, this is a straight up warning, I'm not a people person!! People are stress-inducing and meeting new people is just A HUGE MESS OF ANXIETY. (Also, I type in caps a lot, it's a problem.) The point is, people kinda have to win me over. There's got to be a common thread. So for the love of whatever god you believe in, don't send me a message saying 'hey'!!

Instead, idk, tell me something you aren't? Or something surprising that you are...!
What I’m doing with my life
Still working nights, full time vampire.
I’m really good at
Flipping coins to make decisions. Having the smallest hands in the group.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short. NO SERIOUSLY, I KNOW GUYS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anime/manga: haikyuu!!, gangsta, kekkai sensen, oofuri, seraph of the end, free iwatobi swim club, drrr!!!, k, karneval, no 6, orange, dogs, tsuritama, gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun, berserk, noragami

games: d4 (dark dreams don't die), gta, dmc, resident evil, silent hill, mass effect, final fantasy, assassin's creed, left4dead, dead space, amnesia, minecraft, ib, dmmd, lamento

movies: i'll enjoy any horror movie. all heroes must die, lord of the rings, rise of the guardians... putting it out there, I am super bad at keeping up with movies.

tv: z nation? hemlock grove. nooot much of anything. i watch a few things on netflix and then i watch a lot of anime. what do you expect from me.

books: i read manga, isn't that good enough

kpop: BTS (bangtan is #1 in my heart of hearts if you can't get down to this idk how we'll do...), VIXX, GOT7, BTOB, shinhwa, bigbang, exo, aoa

music: mariana's trench, set it off, twin atlantic, all time low, escape the fate, falling in reverse, you me at six, thrice, jack's mannequin, say anything, mumford and sons, daughter, metallica, fuel, fall out boy, green day, blink-182, system of a down, incubus, shinedown, rise against, of mice and men. bump of chicken and gero are amaaazing.

i spend way too much time watching youtube stuff. rooster teeth, achievement hunter, markiplier, game theory, cry, and dan and phil are some of my favorite gamers. i watch a lot of amvs and kpop stuff so. i never don't have youtube open.
The six things I could never do without
1. Computer
2. Video games / anime
3. Youtube
4. Jokes
5. Awkwardness
6. Creativity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
something i'm going to write, probably. if there is music, i am literally turning it into an elaborate story in my mind because i'm just weird, okay.
On a typical Friday night I am
it's anime, games, kpop, or occasionally friends. just sometimes tho.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
secret that's not really secret, i am shy. well, not so much shy, as i suffer from social anxiety. so i am a worrier of all things social until i get comfy around you which doesn't take as long as you'd think it would.
You should message me if
IF YOU'RE HYPE ABOUT FFXV!?! I have been waiting so many years, I am so ready I might crrrry when this releases and that ain't even a joke??

if you cosplay or go to conventions, AYEEEEE. HIT ME UP?? Mechacon, where you at??

if you like kpop!!! this is just plain and simple, come at me. who is going to see GOT7 in texas ??

if you're a geek, like geekery, or could somehow managed to withstand the geektalk.

if you message me, you should totally do me a favor and say more than hi. i'm shy, have mercy! if you can't think of anything to say, tell me your favorite anime or game or character :)
More