heyimatoaster
28 Philadelphia, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am a part-time lion tamer, full-time badass...at least I was in my dream last night... in truth I am an accountant and small business owner. I wrapped up my CPA and I realized that I am on the fast track to becoming Lester Burnham. Not good. Like Lester I've decided to have a midlife (or quarter-life in my case) crisis. After 7 years of living in a cubical. I decided that the 9-5 grind is not how I want to spend my life. So I left it behind, and decided to use my experience to a startup a nontraditional firm in the Fishtown area.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, consuming exorbitant amounts of ice-cream, making people laugh, listening, talking, sleeping, breathing, reading, driving, watching movies, fixing things that aren’t broken, fixing things that are broken, being a fool, sneezing loudly, arguing, laughing at inappropriate times, movie references, making playlists, faking Russian accents, hugs, patience, impulsiveness, drinking, admitting when I’m wrong, boasting when I’m right, dancing like everyone’s watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tiny ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books – I read a lot of sci-fi because I'm really cool.

Movies – You can call me Dragon. I don’t drop character ’till I done the DVD commentary. I hate David Lindhagen. Ferris Bueller is my hero.

Music – itunes tells me that I have 83.25GB of music that’s 27.5 days...and none of it's country.

Food – Dessert. Yes, all the dessert!
The six things I could never do without
1.Hands
2.Acting a fool
3.My Dr. Pepper
4.Random adventures
5.Pointless car rides
6.Dark chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend most of my time thinking about sitting on the beach of a tropical island, drinking rum out of a coconuts while being fanned by large palm leaves. Sometimes I even think about the deep questions in life, did Han shoot first? Am I a Cylon? What is Soylent Green? Who killed Laura Palmer? Who’s the better captain? The number 42. Can Ryan really love Taylor as much as he loved Marissa? Is my metachlorian count high? Is the Smoking Man really Mulder’s father? Why don't sudo commands work on people? Do I have to pay the troll toll?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can eat an entire box of Oreos in one sitting, Double Stuff Oreos. mmmm
You should message me if
Do you laugh at yourself on a daily basis? Even if no one is around? Laugh at really inappropriate times? Do you know what you want out of a partner? Are you confident? Strong willed? Goal driven? Love hugs?

Yes?! Great! We’ll get along just fine.
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