28 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
i'm a healthy combination of sam from garden state, donna from parks and rec, tina from bob's burgers, and biggie smalls. i could be described as whiskey in a teacup, but a coffee cup is more valid. when someone yells "stop", i don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if i should collaborate and listen. i'm a collector of thoughts, lipstick, and tattoos. i believe in soulmates, even though it sounds like something satan would put in his coffee. i frustrate easily, i understand completely, and i feel everything deeply.
What I’m doing with my life
i ask myself the same question every day. i'm making people happy. i'm constantly learning, teaching, getting overwhelmed by the underwhelming. i make people feel great about themselves. i'm a sidekick helping a team of 6 grow to their fullest potential. i'm honestly just taking life a day at a time.
I’m really good at
making pizza and making people laugh. sometimes simultaneously. good thing i know the heimlich maneuver...i think. oh yeah, and super awkward conversation. socially awkward, party of one, your table is ready!
The first things people usually notice about me
considering i cut all of my hair off, i'd still say my charming smile. but my voice does project itself pretty well, so people usually hear me before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
if it's leather-bound, i'll read it. i still really enjoy the iliad and the odyssey.

if it involves tarantino, kubrick, zombies, or mobsters, i'm into it.

the walking dead, game of thrones, american horror story, and bob's burgers. i'm always open to new suggestions on shows!

i was raised on the beastie boys, janis joplin, the rat pack, and ozzy. i appreciate all types of music. well, i try to appreciate modern country and i usually get really frustrated with it, so i'm working on that.
The six things I could never do without
music, whiskey, naps, my family, coffee, and good conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
traveling the world. i want to make it to 35,000 points on southwest by the end of next year. i don't know what you get, but it gives me an excuse to take little vacations! vacations = no stress, and that's pretty cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
i feel like an old lady, but if i'm not working, i'm most likely at home watching netflix and/or cooking. generally monday's are my friday's, so i'm content with exploring the city and hitting up the local watering hole for brunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was on tv with the boy band dreamstreet as a pre-teen decked out in jeans and a sweatshirt with their pictures ironed on them. and it was probably the nighlight of my middle school life.
You should message me if
- you're going to talk to me, ask to meet up, and then not completely blow me off;
- you're honest from the get-go, and won't lead me on for months on end;
- you're willing to do the robot in public;
- you appreciate uncomfortable silences.
"that's when you know you've found somebody special. when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence."