32Dulles Town Center, United States
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My self-summary
Im just a guy looking for love in all the wrong places. I probably should just go to church. If you are that interested ask me.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing! I work then I take that money and pay bills or play poker. Then the cycle starts again I may go to bar and drink but thats about as crazy as its gonna get.
I’m really good at
Im really good at drinking games and video games!
The first things people usually notice about me
I dont know! I really dont ask people that question seems wierd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all kinds of music except country. I love movies. Every type movie genre favorite is comedy. Pretty much anything with will Ferrell and 40 year old virgin. I like to laugh.
Six things I could never do without
1. My family - the never call or visit but whatever
2. Car - I have to get paintball some way
3. Xbox - has never let me down. I always get the warranty though!
4. Poker - I like it
5. Phone - ive tried to leave it but I always end up regretting it.
6. Haircut - it can get crazy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about all the time ive wasted but then I remember i have to focus on the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
happy hour or Charlestown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate online dating!
You should message me if
If you love will Ferrell and can tell me why in 50 words or less.
If you think the new SNL is not funny.
if you miss mad tv.
If you love comic con (cuz I do!!!)
If you want to go out to a nice seafood dinner!
If your a down to earth girl with no cats and no desire to ever own one then yes! We need to talk!
If you made a Vine.
If you are not one of those people who has disclaimers all over your page.
And if you understand that just saying hello how are you or hey my name is whatever is a normal greeting in America.
If you think Chris Pratt is just a good guy.
The two of us