hilarasaurus
35Monkton, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
hilarasaurus
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Artist.

Andre 3000 is my sprit animal.

I'm hilarious, handsome, modest, and emotionally unavailable.

Cleveland->Baltimore->Boston (College)->Los Angeles->Baltimore.

I think a lot. I'm employed. I like to surround myself with kind, nice people. Many seem to like me/want to hang out with me, which is a bonus. I keep few close friends, but the ones I have are friends for life. My family is important to me, but I have no plans to start one of my own.

I love film/movies and enjoy watching with others or just by myself. I also love finding new music and most of what I listen to comes from recommendations from my brother (he generally finds them on pitchfork or NPR).

I'm a big nerd. For my last art project, I wrote re-imagined BIOs for original Nintendo characters as if they lived in the world today. I called it "8-Bit Ballers" and it was written up on Forbes.com. Check it out at ConBFine.com

At times I can be boisterous and the center of attention (see: alcohol). Other times I'm pretty reserved and can even be uncomfortable in social situations (see: human).

There a 95% chance that I'm hungry and cold right now.

If you want to grab a drink, I'm down. I'm a nice guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Wondering what I should be doing with it. Thinking about my next project or adventure.
I’m really good at
Knee slides. Shrinking things in the laundry (by forgetting to take them out). Losing sunglasses. Karaoke. Fantasy Football. Quoting movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bluntness in some situations, my awkwardness in others. That and my bone structure and blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I studied film in college (and love it). A complete list of favorite movies would be too long. A few of my all-time favorites are:
- There Will Be Blood
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- The Big Lebowski
- Bronson
- Raging Bull
- Boogie Nights
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
- War/Dance
- The King of Kong
- Grizzly Man
- Drive
- The Trip
- Baraka
...so many more.

TV:
- True Detective (Season 1)
- Game of Thrones
- Deadwood
- The Office (BBC and American)
- The Wire
- Bob's Burgers
- Dateline (and Making a Murderer and The Keepers)

Music
Mostly Indie/experimental Rock:
- Sigur Ros
- Broken Social Scene
- Animal Collective
I also enjoy Hip Hop like:
- Outkast
- Biggie
(...and a little Yeezy and maybe Drake)

Food:
- Sushi
- healthy stuff
...and wings.
Six things I could never do without
- A creative outlet
- Netflix (and HBOgo)!
- V-Neck T-shirts
- Plain Greek Yogurt with Muesli
- A good mix cd/playlist of new music
- Time to myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anxiety.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My brain works differently.
You should message me if
You want to hang out 2-3 times.

Addendum:
I only recently found out these people exist, but if words like "totes" and "adorbs" are part of your everyday vocabulary, we probably won't get along. You may think we do/will/are, but I'm quietly judging you.
More
The two of us
--
Dating
--
Lifestyle
--
Sex
--
Other
--
Ethics
--
Religion