hiney13
30 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I was born and went to school in Nebraska. I recently moved to Austin, I'm not sure what took me so long to get here...

Every time I meet someone they tell me I remind them of 1.) Dane Cook, 2.) Will Ferrel, 3.) Nick Swarsdon (Obviously a way better looking version. :P ... but seriously, without fail. At least they're all funny) I'm very outgoing and will do about anything to make my friends and family laugh. I love meeting new people and am always open to going out for a drink, coffee, dinner, or whatever! I'm looking for a girl that is gorgeous, sexy, passionate, fun, witty, positive, exciting, able to be spontaneous, interesting, weird, smart, and kind. Should be easy right???

I have a great time doing pretty much anything, but i love to try and experience new things.
Music is HUGE passion in my life, and I LOVE going to see live music! I also like watching movies, going out with friends, good food, good drinks (I love good bourbon, good red wine and I brew my own beer with my dad so I love all the craft beer in town!)
I'll do anything outside... love to run, hike, bike, golf, anything with water. Haven't climbed much, but want to get into it.
..... Honestly though, I really can have fun doing about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a resident physician at Dell Children's Hospital. I'm very busy, but I make the most of my time off!
I’m really good at
I can't be giving away all my secrets....
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm confident and smile a lot, and NO I didn't wear braces. Just good genes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: (This list could be endless) The Black keys, radiohead, muse, led zeppelin, the strokes, the black Angels, tame impala, the national, spoon, dr.dog, wilco, red hot chili peppers, audioslave, band of horses, Coldplay, rage against the machine, bad company, rolling stones, Beatles, lynyrd skynyrd... Tons of classic rock, nirvana, smashing pumpkins, weezer, queens of the stone age, dry the river, blind pilot, BECK, the national, Phoenix, Gary Clark jr., incubus, arcade fire, Interpol, the eagles, the doors, foo fighters, way too many...

MOVIES: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Lord of the Rings, Cinderella man, Inception, No Country for Old Men, Fight Club, Snatch, Minority Report, Seven, Donnie Darko, Million Dollar Baby, Memento, Hurt Locker, Anchorman, Super Troopers.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Whiskey, beer, and wine
Physical contact
Ice cream
A second and third morning alarm.
Contact lenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I should study... or go drink and see a show.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll be out if I'm not at the hospital. I like Rainey and the east side along with random spots throughout town. But I'm on Manor Rd (School House Pub) a lot because it's so close to my apt. But I just as much enjoy a good night in with the right person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
More frequently than I care to admit, I get on OkCupid AFTER I have taken an Ambien for sleep... This leads to some disastrous pick up lines, but most of them are hilarious to look at the next day!

Physical attraction and sexual chemistry are a big deal. What guy doesn't say that... But, I'm a very passionate person and that physical connection is a must.
You should message me if
You like to laugh.
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