39Charleston, United States
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My self-summary
Born and raised Brooklyn man (with childhood stops in Athens, Tokyo and South Florida) who likes making mischief, order from chaos and a difference in the world (50% order muppet; 50% chaos muppet). I'm a combination of sweet and salty, have way too many interests and love nothing more than meeting new people and hearing their stories.

So you know what you're in for, I come from a family of interrupting know-it-alls. They are a Social Worker/Knitter/Gardener/ Children's Librarian Mom, a Computer Engineer/Astronomy Hustler/Block Party President/
Teacher/Opera Fanatic Dad and a smarter/older looking/bigger/louder/
confused younger brother.
What I’m doing with my life
I help organizations figure out who they are (organizational psychology) and how they work (workflow/design science) so I can design where they work. When I grow up I want to make all nonprofits great places to work.
I’m really good at
most things but please don't make me list them. Just be continually surprised that I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm a white boy with an ass and serious rhythm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(NB - my "dark" voice is soooooo much better) (Full disclosure, my Mom's a librarian so don't ask me this question)

Movies/Shows: I watch everything metacritic loves and hates

Music: listen to this

Dance: while watching this (mute the sound)

Food: the best you got
Six things I could never do without
Cursing in any other language
Seeing, hearing and smelling
Stoops, steps or benches
Caldecott Medal Winners
Silly questions to answer
Da 7th street Block Party
Making new monsters
Warm ocean waters
Good toilet paper
Magical Realism
Spring, Summer & Fall
Lazy mornings in bed
Breaking the rules
The family birthday cake
Frosted Cherry Pop Tarts
24 hr conversations
Random acts of kindness
Breezes that kiss your skin
Reprimanding looks followed by ;)'s
Making faces with the outlines of words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to be a better man.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to run away from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that because I don't want to think about where reality begins and make-believe ends, I create and have conversations with inanimate objects.
You should message me if
you are nice 'n naughty, with a gift for gab and hips that can hulahoop like a motherfucker.
The two of us