29 Arlington, United States
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My self-summary
Intro: When I'm not working I love to be outdoors...and yet I also share an addiction to Trader Joe's sweets, my couch, and Netflix. As Austin Powers' Fat-bastard once said, "It's a vicious cycle." Merica?

Professionally, I a work in a law firm but am also a reservist in the military.

What I'm looking for: there are three traits in a partner that are most important to me - intelligence, confidence, and independence. Witty convo is also a must.

Random things about me:
-I have a RBF that turns into a repetitive smirk once I start a convo with you.
-I'm an idealist and optimist, but shroud my belief system with witty sarcasm.
-I'm voting for Larry David for president because he's my spirit animal.
-If I had a million dollars I'd go backpacking to a tropical, mountainous coastline somewhere in the world and probably open up a hostel and beach bar, and bum it with reggae somewhere on the beach while my minions do all the work.
- a glass of alcohol plus a movie equals me providing an academic analysis of what makes films by Ridley Scott, Tarantino, or Martin Scorcese so genius.
- I fight for House Stark.
- I was almost killed once by feral dogs after stepping off a 1am bus in a rural town along the the Venezuelan/Brazilian border with nothing but my 60L backpack for self-defense.
- Salmon sashimi is my go-to food.
What I’m doing with my life
Work in a law firm by day, study for the bar exam by night, and play Captain America somewhere in between.
I’m really good at
Concealing what I'm really good at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Beach
Movies: Philadelphia, A Beautiful Mind, 127 hours, The Departed, Man on Fire, Old School, Wedding Crashers, The Beach, There's Something About Mary, and anything by Tarantino
Shows: The Daily Show, Southpark, Shameless, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, GoT
Music: RHCP, EDM, Latin and basically anything else -
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, and food...the struggle is real
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'll go traveling next
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends..doing something, somewhere.
You should message me if
You're independent, confident, and intelligent (and yet you allow none of these traits to get to your head).