40Carlisle, United States
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My self-summary
Let's see, where to start. I'm retired from the US Army. I am now a Defense Contractor and travel a lot for work currently (Im typing this from Afghanistan) but I am moving home from the west coast (Washington, Colorado, Arizona areas) to a nice federal job and to be closer to family in Pennsylvania. Ive spent the last 10 years out West (Arizona, Colorado, Washington) and am moving to Carlisle from Colorado Springs, CO in February and I am expecting a bit of a culture shock. So with that said...

The Basics are just that… Basic. I’m 5’10”, I’m Italian. I’m divorced but don’t have kids. I am exceedingly sarcastic and sardonic. I've been on this site for quite some time and have had as many great experiences as I've had comically bad. I've met great people and have had my share of stalkers, crazies and desperate individuals but have met them all with aplomb and tongue in cheek humor and sarcasm. Im 38, I have a biting wit (I can dish it out and take it) and tend to get into incredible situations. Simple interactions like conversations about veal parmesan lead to allowing people to expound on their anti veal stance as their aversion to cruelty towards animals makes them not ever want to eat veal. (When pressed this young lady explained that she made the decision not to eat veal the minute she saw the Eskimos hitting them with those clubs and thought "those poor baby veals". And I wish was kidding.) I am also a graduate student at Penn State furthering my education... So yeah, that's a thing.

So that’s about it. I’m terrible at talking about myself on things like this. If you’re interested in learning more send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Like I said, Im a Defense Contractor so I travel... a lot but that is coming to an end when I come to Pennsylvania.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm and holding a in intelligent conversation. Weird mix I know but somehow it works. Whoda thunk?
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books:

Salem's Lot
Angels and Demons
The Last Templar
Anything Shakespeare or Milton


Stand By Me
Cool Hand Luke
Return of the Living Dead
Oh Brother... Where Art Thou
Six things I could never do without
1. Computer
2. A good book
3. My dog
4. A warm bed
5. A casino in driving distance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Im going to do once I get back to the States
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing after a long week with friends at their house having a drink and watching a movie or TV series
The two of us