Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Now that I already know you by checking me out, you have no self control. I guess that I'll have to be in charge of things.
First, I want a girl who is over her ex-boyfriend(s). Just know that if we are going out, your ex-boyfriends will really want you back because I’ll bring out that best in you ;). A red carpet will roll out under your feet and the paparazzi will swarm you every time we go out to eat. Yes, we will look that hot together.
I am a ambitious guy, athletic, comedian, passionate, and your soon to be ex-boyfriend’s worst enemy all bundled up into a perfect Irish treat. Mix in some spice, throw me into my finest suit and you got yourself a man your girlfriends will kill for. All the other men in your life were just practice, lol.
I’m not on here looking for a one night stand so ladies, I don’t appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is). I’m also not on here looking to get married, but I wouldn't rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about our lives. Only two of our kids will have a spin-off and end up on Celebrity Rehab. 1 will live in our basement but the other 3 will go off to college! (It's ok, I've already started saving for it)
Think you can keep up? Throw on your best heels, let’s grab a drink while we check out some local music, and see what this city has to offer.
Food: I love to cook and try new things so lets cook something new together.
Books : I am currently reading Blink which is a great read.
The time you give me I appreciate and I look for balance with a girl. Bring those to the table and we will leave these dating games behind us.
For a first date you want to dress up in our best clothes, head down to the Porsche dealership and get the keys for a brand new red Porsche and go for a test drive. We will drive through crowds of people as they stare at us in jealousy. They will talk among each other about how much they want to be us and we will speed off. We will head to the most expensive neighborhood in town and go to to an open house. We will tell the owner we are interested just to get his hopes up, but then as we are leaving, we will tell him it is just too small for our lavish lifestyle.
or we can just climb tree's and get drunk. ;)