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My self-summary
I have been informed that I am both extremely weird AND socially awkward. Just a fair warning.

Sometimes I wear glasses.

I am a bleeding-heart liberal atheist who tries to recycle and loves animals- but I am pretty sure I am not a hippie. Can you really tell hippies from other people these days? I do like to ride a bike, buy local, and eat yogurt. Oh, crap, have I been lying to myself about being a hippie?

I spend a lot of time with my cats, Odin and Freyja. They are kind of jerks but I love them deeply and unconditionally.

I don't think people take sandwich craft as seriously as they should. A finely crafted sandwich is possibly more important than world peace. It may, in fact, be the solution. We can argue this over a plate of sandwiches if you are up for it.

Some people have mistakenly gotten the impression that I don't like beards. WRONG. I love beards. And moustaches. They are not a requirement, however, merely a bonus. Long hair is also good sometimes.

I am probably more forthright than is good for me.

I like to eat dinner for breakfast. /rebel
What I’m doing with my life
Working on a teaching degree- I want to teach high school English, and I am very passionate about it. I had to put school on hold for a while and I am excited to go back. (long story... I'll tell you about it sometime, maybe... )

I would much rather be happy and make a difference somehow than be rich.

I am employed full time and I am not looking for a sugar daddy. My job is too boring to describe here, and just pays the bills while I get back to school.
I’m really good at
Turning anything into a joke.

Being awkward.

Remembering useless, random facts. Emphasis on useless...


Go-kart racing.

Cooking. I am kind of a mother fucking wizard in the kitchen. Number one thing people say when I cook for them: "I ate too much..." High praise indeed!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not a platypus.

I get a lot of compliments on my smile, but that is kind of trite. Maybe they are really noticing my bust, but in a moment of panic they default to something overused and socially acceptable. I dunno.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So hard to choose just a few, but here goes:

Authors (easier than listing books, I guess)- Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, J.K. Rowling, Philip Pullman, H.P Lovecraft, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jane Austen, Orson Scott Card, J.R.R. Tolkien to name a few. I also enjoy autobiographies. Really been getting more in to graphic novels lately, too. I just love to read.

Movies- I love action, classics, westerns, kung fu, and comedies, the list will never end if I get it started...

Shows- Anything epic like Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Walking Dead, etc... I also like comedies like Spaced, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Black Books, etc... I admit I still watch cartoons, specifically TMNT, Adventure Time, some anime, and the more typical South Park and Family Guy varieties. Since some of you have asked, some of my favourite anime are as follows: Bubblegum Crisis, Revolutionary Girl, Death Note, Vampire Hunter D, GunXSword, Bleach, Sailor Moon (yeah, I admit it!), Ouran HS Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, and much more! Original Japanese whenever possible.

Music- classic rock, 90s alt/grunge rock, classical, 80s hits, a little punk, blues, and I admit to belting out some pop from time to time in the car...

Food- Anything, really. I love to cook, bake, eat, and drink. If you want me to lead a one sided conversation, ask me something about food. I dare you.
Six things I could never do without
I'm going to assume food, water, and shelter are a given, and try to stick to tangible things...

Proper footwear
A towel
And (sigh) Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next cup of tea.

Why anyone would have a vodka martini when there is gin around. I am very serious my martinis, and I make them in a very particular way at home. It's my drink of choice, after a good dark beer.

What happened to MTV over the years.

Places I want to go. I have waited far too long, it's time saw things and met people in other places.

What concert I should go to next.

Point-and-click adventure games. (I really love the Monkey Island and Quest for Glory games. Still play 'em, too. I'm dying to play Full Throttle one more time.)

I can't seem to figure out why Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire was cancelled.

And now I can't stop wondering if I have any typos in here...
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends, really. I could come home, cook something epic, watch tv, read, and go to sleep. I could troll around on here. I could be at a dive bar. I could be taking in some live music. I could be sitting outside with a beer or a cocktail looking at the stars. Or driving around with the windows down, blasting some tunes... As one does.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think a lot of people don't understand this section... That wasn't my "most private" revelation, I just had to say it.

I guess I'll admit that Teen Beach Movie was hilarious.
You should message me if
- You don't mind that I sing loudly (poorly) in the car- sometimes the instrumental parts, too. I will insist that you do likewise, however.
- It's okay with you that I eat pancakes with my hands. Or anything else, for that matter. I am capable of using silverware, I just get a little primal sometimes. Maybe don't take me to a fancy restaurant..?
- Overuse of ellipses and emoticons doesn't bother you. I talk with my hands and constantly pull faces when I talk, so in text I have to make up for it somehow.
- You don't have a thing for girls with long hair, because that just doesn't work on me.
- You won't be offended when I correct your grammar, then make a bunch of my own errors. No body is perfect.
- You want a companion to travel with to Europe or New Zealand.
- You want to have a Netflix marathon. Or two. Or play Mortal Kombat.
- You want to speak to each other in silly accents.
- You want to go for a walk. Maybe at night. I promise not to stab you and take your wallet.

And most importantly, you can handle my dark sense of humour. It may pop out and surprise you, but you were warned.
The two of us