I am sleepy, obsessive, and fucked up
[NOTE: I do not actually "get up off my ass and do stuff" like the Amish]
*The TV just said that The Nanny is the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. I wear an all-tan outfit around the house, and I have an all-brown outfit for errands and funerals (I don't own/wear black).
I hate the word "tissue" when it refers to flesh. I also hate "sac". I hate moist panties like everyone else.
Also: historical/comparative linguistics, þorn porn, fauxhemians, evil people in my Similar Users
*Since I'm a forgotten husk now, I talk to myself a lot, but according to my new personality graph I'm talkin' ta cool people!! Score!!