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My self-summary
Just the facts, Jack.

I'm not Jack. I'm Jake, actually. Boston born residing in Cincinnati. Chicago stole my heart though.

I've got the mic and you've got the mosh pit.

Is it baseball season yet? Sadly no, but hockey is back.
What I’m doing with my life
Basically I've been bored since 9/11.

Seriously, though...

Exploring, figuring things out, and enjoying the adventure.

It's been an interesting almost 30 years. I've moved halfway across the country, traveled more than I ever thought I would, found out what I really want to do with my life, and learned that the adventure is just as much fun as the destination.

Things I'm actually doing? Conversing, writing, travelling, making videos, gaming, pitching ideas, dreaming, all in the name of bettering myself and my career.
I’m really good at
Cooking, writing, visualizing things in my head and then realizing I don't have the artistic ability to make them appear on a paper.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, L.A. Confidential, Grindhouse, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Religulous, Anything Tarantino, 40s and 50s noir, Emperor's New Groove.

TV: Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Daily Show, Big Bang Theory, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Dexter (Well, every 3 seasons. Because that's how the show works apparently), Westworld.

Music: Muse, Atmosphere, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dethklok, Shiny Toy Guns, The Devil Wears Prada, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Comeback Kid, Everclear, MGMT

Food: I'm a pretty adventurous eater, minus my tendency to ignore fruits and veggies. That's something I'm slowly changing.

I am addicted to sushi. It's a serious problem.
The six things I could never do without
Open Road
Dry Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we need five different social media outlets to showcase our pictures.

Why can't Melt Bar and Grilled be a part of the Columbus crawl to Cincinnati?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either getting my nerd on or headed out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Wind you up and make you crawl to me.
Tie you up until you call to me.

I have been paid to write about fast food.
You should message me if
You quote Seinfeld or It's Always Sunny nonstop in conversation.

Your good idea of a first date involves going back and forth playing our favorite songs or randomly discovering new ones.

Or you just want to eat Waffle House. I fucking love Waffle House.