hot2trottrobott
39 Blackwood, United States
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My self-summary
Well, here goes nothing! Not that I'm nothing, hahahaha, but seriously, I'm bisexual. My name is Preston-Gene Hummell. I was born in a small town in Georgia where I was raised by my mother and older sister. My father ran off with the rodeo when I was three. Im not even kidding about that. He was a rodeo clown, RANDOM!! My mother tried to teach me to be a man, FAIL! I played a lot of sports as a kid, but was never very good. I cant throw a ball to save my flippin life! Im obsessed with robots! Theres this robot at the mall that eats your garbage, the future is here! Also, just to get it out of the way, I was briefly married at age 21. Dont forget, Im bisexual, hehehe. Well, needless to say, it didn't work out. We had a son together, his name is Armando. He's 13 now and wont speak to me. KIDDING! But you know teens...

I myself was a bit of a handful as a teen. I had a band that played a mix of country, techno, and black death metal. We were like the original limp bizkit! But with way more talent :P I was never much of a social butterfly, but get a few wine coolers in me and Im a frickin hummingbird! I used to get in trouble a lot as a kid because I would torture my moms pomerdoodle (half pomeranean half poodle). Not like, brutally torture, more like, trying to mail him to various parts of the world. He always found his way home, damn POMERDOODLE! I guess I did it because I was jealous of the attention he got. I was 19 years younger than my sister, and my mother was 62 when I was born, so the pomerdoodle had already staked his claim on the youngest and cutest position in the family.

My 20's consisted of a lot of soul searching. After my marriage failed, I found myself looking for love in all the wrong places. Mostly back alley gay bars with passwords to get in. Shockingly, there was no "love" to be found. In my late 20's I traveled through Europe, let me just say, same shit, different language. On the night before my 30th birthday I had an epiphone. "Put away your past, love will never last if you're holding on to a dream that's gone." -Madonna

Anyway, back to 2011! Im just a lone wolf looking for a pack so to speak. I cant say whether Im looking for a man or a woman, simply because Ive tasted both flavors and I like each one with sprinkles :) I've always had a slight tendency towards men but any ladies out there reading this shouldnt hesitate to message me, Im great at conversation and again, bisexual. Im not uptight, Im not afraid of anything but carbs, and I dont bite, hard ;) I'd love to get to know someone with a life worth knowing about and I'd love for you to get to know someone this freaking hott!
What I’m doing with my life
Im currently employed at Bath & Body Works which is amaaaazing. Honestly, it's my dream job! I love being able to come home smelling great! Im hoping to be promoted soon to manager, but that bitch Candace is the only thing standing in my way! Haha, just kidding Candace, I know youre reading girl!
I’m really good at
Oh jeez, does complaining count?! Im awesome at that! Anyway, you should meet me and find out what Im good at ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Im bisexual. I swear, its like its written on my face. They also notice my bright green eyes and the way my smile shines like a disco ball! Oh and whatever Im currently wearing, I love fashion and Im quite the dresser!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dont read much but the few books Ive read include: Rupaul's Guide to life, Classic American Short Stories, Catcher in the Rye (in high school), He's just not that into you, and (guilty pleasure) Mario Lopez fan fiction JUUUICY! and Turn of the Screw.

Any, and I mean, ANY, Lifetime original. I swear, it's crack. The glass house 2, The bird cage, I think we're alone now, Under Siege, all the Rush Hours, Get Him to the Greek, Dont Mess with the Zohan, He's Just Not that into you, The Notebook, Twilight, Dance Flick, and Transformers

Rupauls Drag Race/Drag U, Lifetime, Drop Dead Diva, Dance Moms, Nail Files, Toddlers & Tiaras, Little Couple, Sister Wives, Jersey Shore, Meet the Browns, Survivor, American Idol (WOO SCOTTY MCREERY!), all the CSI's, Desperate Housewives (soooo pissed it's cancelled!), Dancing With the Stars, Real World Road Rules Challenge, Law & Order's, All my Children, Wendy Williams, Ellen

Creed, Nickelback, Dido, Madonna, AC/DC, Ace of Base, Queen, U2, Live, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Skid Row, Bon Jovi, MJ, Bel Biv Devoe, TLC, Destiny's Child (KELLY ROWLAND IS MY QUEEN), Paula Abdul

I'll eat anything with or without a face :D
The six things I could never do without
My Discman
My snuggie (RULES)
My cat Duncan
My close friends
My sister
My free time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My true love, whoever that may be..maybe you? ;) JK! WWJD (what would Justin do), Cats, work, interior design (my secret passion).
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my cats watching an intense Lifetime movie OR out for a night on the town with the boyz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I think I'm a pretty open person eitherway but on here I'm willing to admit that in 1994, my band Love & Leave opened up for Rednex (the band that sang Cotton Eye Joe). BLURG! But don't tell anyone! :P
You should message me if
Youre interested in good conversation, an interesting perspective on life, or if you plain just think I'm worth talking to.
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