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My self-summary
I am waiting for Godot and that check in the mail.

Honestly, I am so smart and funny and cool and wild and fun that you probably don't have a chance with me, and if you tried, I would likely wear you out with the totality of my Awesomenesshood. But don't let that scare you off. Let my fearsome looks do that for you!

I run the gamut from wild to mild. I try to face the things that scare me so that they scare no more. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. But I keep trying. I don't expect to be fearless, just less controlled by fear.

I am silly, shyly outgoing, kind to children, dogs and idiots (which really helps at my job), not all about having the new toys, at least, not the same toys everyone else has. Take me to a feed or home improvement store and my imagination goes wild and I may get giggly. I am an active kinkster. Not as active as I would like to be, but as much as possible. Got rope? That's ok, I do.

I am in the market for a new best friend. Or just new friends in general at this point. Being a hermit is not good for one's social life.

I find it kind of odd that my personality shows here as both being more independent and more submissive. And knocks my manners as well! What a conundrum.

I am exploring the great wide world for all the things that may have passed me by unnoticed in the previous existences. I have a child whom I of course adore, as he is the most brilliant, sweetest, most adorable boy ever to be born. Well, at least born to me. I actually usually get along with my ex when he is not being annoying, and we have joint custody. I love movies, theater, music. I sing, I do it well, and I love it. Somewhat eclectic yet generally fairly mainstream. I have a vast amount of trivial and probably completely useless knowledge that nevertheless occasionally comes in handy. I like to go out and do things sometimes, but am perfectly happy to stay at home. In fact, it can be difficult to get me to leave it. I am good at fixing things. I daydream a lot. I am overly sensitive, sentimental, tenderhearted, and if you screw me over I will hurt you. Somehow, someday, someway...(yeh, right). But if you are honest, and it hurts, I can handle that. If you go by the Myers Briggs personality profile I am a perfect INFP.

I am a terrible flirt, but I am trying to get better. I am a good woman, but I gave up trying to be a good girl.

If I write you, that means something caught my eye on your profile. Maybe funny (usually, I do have an odd sense of humor) or interesting (sometimes). Doesn't mean I want to date you and marry and have your babies. I am past that. I will (probably) not stalk you. I've gotten to the point that I really just write the notes for my own edification. So if you ignore them that's just fine by me. If you respond, it's a pleasant surprise. Yes, I do enjoy the occasional surprise.

I am humorous, introspective, and loopy.
What I’m doing with my life
Stil trying to find my place in the grownup world. Rebuilding or restoring broken bits. Finding the pieces that I lost or hid away in self defense. Loving it.
I have been making some changes. I am working on getting in better shape, lost a bit of weight already and want to keep at it. Anyone want to help me get started doing yoga? I enjoy hitting Barton Springs, usually with my kid in tow, although he like the warmer but majorly over-chlorinated public pools. They give me a headache, but will do in a pinch.

I am an ordained Pastafarian minister. With a little paperwork I could legitimately perform marriages. I prefer to have them illegitimate, however, it saves the hassle and cost of divorce. Trust me on that one.
I’m really good at
more things than I tend to think I am.

Singing, laughing, reading, loving, being mommy.

Customer service. Not a thing to be taken lightly. Its majorly under rated yet who doesn't have horror stories about bad customer service. I actually take pride in my work.

I have been told I am a pretty good writer too, but that is not my personal opinion, although I do sometimes like it and blog occasionally on another site or 2.

Being perverse. And a pervert too.

I have a vast knowlege of useless trivia, especially movie trivia. Want to play Trivial Pursuit? You can't get much more trivial than me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a lot of dimples and a big smile. Aside from the fact I am fat, that is. Excuse me, not fat, super Rubenesque! I clean up pretty nice. ! But usually, what people mention to me is the dimples. Its almost like having a sign on my face that says Poke Here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Jane Eyre, The Princess Bride,Weaveworld and other books by Clive Barker, fantasy such as Anne McCaffrey, Scifi-Heinlein, Norton, Nivins, , Detective novels, procedurals, Sue Grafton, whatever strikes my fancy at the moment movies-loved Thank you for Smoking, LOR, Mel Brooks films. Mel Brooks would make god laugh. If he/she/it existed at least. I may live with High Anxiety, and want to throw Space Ball at Twelve Chairs, but I try to remember as I ride on my Blazing Saddles that its always Springtime for Hitler somewhere. Ray Harryhausen. Kevin Smith. Horror movies, especially old cheezy ones. Love Coctou's Beauty and the Beast, suprises me every time I see it that it is Black and White. Music, pretty much adult contemporary stuff, tho I have found I really like Pink. Also love Train, Janice Ian, Melanie, Cyndie Lauper, 80's stuff, hair bands and all. Oldies, I mean even really oldies from the thirties and forties, showtunes, some opera, but more operetta Food-I like it, lots of it, but raw fish is not for me.
Six things I could never do without
my son, humor, my brain, my voice, family (be it born into or the one I make) hope and dreams.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
too much internal crap, how to use ordinary objects as kinky toys, sex, love, what do I want to be when and if I grow up, how to get rid of my baggage now that airlines charge per pound, what kind of job can I get thats better than what I got, whats for dinner? And of course how to make a great life for my son.
On a typical Friday night I am
happy I don't have to hang out in bars for entertainment.

Lately I have been hanging around naked in bed. Its awesome!

Around Halloween I am out and about, trying the scare the crap out of paying customers at Scare for a Cure. I like it so much I do it for free. I am just one of many sick and twisted people trying to save the boobies, one scream at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was madly in love with Wolverine long before they cast Hugh Jackman in the role. But I will not complain about the casting, even if he is about a foot too tall.
You should message me if
If you think we might have fun together. Or if you think I might be interesting. Especially if you think I am hot. Or if you just have nothing better to do and think I might be fun to talk to. BTW, if you are a few years one way or the other from my age group, I will not bite your head off if you write me, its just a guideline. But really, you twenty-somethings are generally way out of my comfort zone.
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