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My self-summary
I am mild mannered yet well-travelled. I earned a fortune in a once-in-a-lifetime business venture before becoming a philanthropist. Now I seek a special companion for road trips to Misty Mountains cold, caverns old, and enchanted forests. Eventually I'd like to try a vacation with Grey Havens Cruise Lines.
What I’m doing with my life
I have become comfortable outside my comfort zone. I host large and raucous dinner parties for uninvited guests. When not on an unexpected journey, I am writing my memoirs or planning my own birthday party.
I’m really good at
- moving quietly through woods and secret ways
- finding things before they are lost
- helping out friends who are in jams
- riding barrels
- chatting with obsessive-compulsives and large reptiles
The first things people usually notice about me
is that they don't notice me. What spell of revelation have you cast to find me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Musician: Elvish Presley
Movie: Elvira
Actor: Frank Gorshin
Star: Any in the main sequence, with luminosity class V
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
Six things I could never do without
- my Precious
- good food
- my Precious
- Sting (the "letter opener", not the musician)
- did I mention my Precious?
- Grant Petersen's bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- the profoundly transformational power of wearing The One Ring
- whether it indicates avarice to have relatives with names like Sacks, Baggs, and Took
- whether I should literally give my nephew the shirt off my back
- my Precious
On a typical Friday night I am
- trying to crash dinner parties in Mirkwood
- working with the EPA to eliminate the desolation of smaug
- figuring out how to get there and back again
- studying moon runes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I'd like to play Martin Freeman in the movie about his life
You should message me if
you thought the part about Grey Havens Cruise Lines was hilarious.
The two of us