howland24
34 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Recently moved to New York.
I am Canadian. Feel free to make fun of my accent, former mayor and universal health care.
What I’m doing with my life
Rogue man about town. I work for a start up.
I’m really good at
Puns. I'm really good with puns, so yes, that would make my punning.

I like to cook and bake.

Writing. Which may come as a shock to people reading my profile which OkCupid is trying to get me to expand via the barter system: "Expand your profile to 500 words to get to 55%." Thanks!
The first things people usually notice about me
People like to say: you have really long eyelashes.

I like to respond: they're real and they're spectacular.

(That's a Seinfeld reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2PicT9Kng
When J. Lo was really popular and I was studying for my GMAT's I would say Booty is J. Lo as eyelashes are to me... but she's not really cool anymore)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On a big reading kick at the moment (devouring some good fiction): The Last Magazine, Family Fang, Goldfinch.

TV has an always list: Seinfeld, 30 Rock, The Comeback (and Downton Abbey)

And current trash favs include: Scandal and Arrow.

Total honesty: Just could not get into Orange is the New Black
The six things I could never do without
Google
Coffee
Blackberry
Sodastream
Family
(two out of the six are liquids!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The awkward fact that part of my profile was filled out in 2008 parts of it updated in 2014. Which makes me chronically single and perhaps lazy. NB photos are all recent.
You should message me if
You can pinpoint what parts of this profile were written in 2008 and what was written in 2014.
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