howlermonkey600
30 Vancouver, Canada
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My self-summary
Hello, Please ignore the terrible username.
I have been described as solid and funny by my friends, but then again they aren't the most stable group.
I have also been described as old, young, Asian and Jewish yet I don't think I am any of those things.

Looking for laid back women to dab/blaze and go do activities with: swim/gym/shows.
Or maybe you are tired after work and just want someone to watch shows and laugh with, I GET that ladies!
You should be prepared for corny jokes and strong hands.

Currently working and living downtown doing accounting for a real estate company. Building savings, trying to eat better, responsible adult shit. Just found out that I can't eat dairy anymore, betrayed by my body! no more ice cream...I need consoling.

Other facts:
I love cats AND dogs, You can't make me choose.
Close with my family. I grew up between two sisters, so I know your tricks.
I do blaze but I don't smoke cigs and I do not drink or do any other drugs.
Recently been addicted to pineapple.

Message me if you want to talk and play some ping pong/pool.
What I’m doing with my life
Working/Living downtown. Trying to get into a payroll career.
I’m really good at
-taking things in stride. I try not to let stress affect my day, since stress leads to poor health.
-Reaching for things, opening jars
-Pretending to remember peoples' names
-Forgetting names
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall and people say I look young.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:I haven't seen any fiction that has grabbed my attention recently.

Movies: bad action movies (Arnie always makes me laugh), classics (things with Gene Kelly or Jimmy Stewart), comedies, samurai movies or spaghetti westerns. I even enjoy a good romantic comedy, or a really terrible one.

Shows: Always sunny, Ash vs Evil Dead, Venture Brothers, Sketch shows, 90's cartoons, old British comedies (Monty Python, Blackadder, Bottom, Red Dwarf)

Food: I love Mexican food. I am drooling just thinking about guacamole.

Sports: Golf, Squash, Cycling, Hiking
The six things I could never do without
internet
friends
a comfy seat
oranges
some one to make me laugh
some one to make laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
conversations i will never have, trying to see the other side to issues
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out at a friends house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Let's just say I am giving ;)
You should message me if
You love to laugh (that should cover most people. genius Rory!...wait did I say that out loud?)
or
you want a yoga/golf/squash/vidya partner

I like to chat, even if you don't want to meet
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