The sewer people stole my skateboard.
Gary Busey told me I have a face like Death. 👌
my office has a Slack channel devoted to stories I've told in the workplace so I'm basically trying to find a way to make money from that.
boogie nights, duh
twin peaks, duh
sheer mag, mitski, bowie, neil young
you know already, tacos
What I'd do with a million dollars...duh, pay Jimmy Buffet to fart in my dad's face.
how no one picked Don Draper from the refrigerator.
You're not a Scientologist.