howsyourmom
31Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I am always up for a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
I am writing a young adult detective series starring the main character Abigail Jenkins. Through cracking the case, Abigail learns not just about the world, but also about herself.

I am also a recovering meth amphetamines addict.
I’m really good at
Cat's cradle. I can do with a piece of string what Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
My courage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything that sounds pretty. Thomas Newman.

Food: Chicken. I do love to cook though.

Movies: Think film student, but less pretentious.

TV: The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Louie, Arrested Development, The Mind of a Chef, The Last Airbender, Adventure Time, and my girls…my Golden Girls.

Books: Hold up, does a subscription to Highlights magazine count?
Six things I could never do without
Sarcasm
Ponies
America
Love
Closet Space
Online dating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that should but probably don't go together like gangster rap and classical portraiture or a zombie attack of cloned Ethel Mermans.
On a typical Friday night I am
not a mermaid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
people have sex.
You should message me if
You are a decidedly atypical homosexual and are up for anything, except stuff like genocide and watching Scrubs.

ALSO! If you found this profile alienating and somehow find that attractive.
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