28 Syracuse, United States
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My self-summary
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I…..I can't compete with that stuff.

My birth certificate was recently discovered after apparently being left in an unused desk that was moved into storage 7 years ago at an ice cream container factory. This will be the least surprising factoid you discover about me.
What I’m doing with my life
The Oreos never make back to my place from the store. Not even once.
I’m really good at
Making buttermilk pancakes.......from scratch.
Making buttermilk cornbread.....from scratch.
Scratching my itches....................from scratch.
The first things people usually notice about me
My affliction of Resting HungryFace.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhikers Guide, Scott Pilgrim, Confederacy of Dunces, Watchmen, Wildwood

TV Shows: The Wire, Community, Game of Thrones, Pawn Stars, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Archer, Futurama, Adventure Time

Movies: Toy Story, Toy Story 2: Toy Harder, Toy Story 3: Toy Hard with a Vengeance

Music: Manchester Orchestra, Childish Gambino, The Decemberists, They Might Be Giants, Tegan and Sara, Less Than Jake, Architecture in Helsinki
The six things I could never do without
1) A nap
2) Coconut Almond Milk
3) Tootsie Roll Pops
4) Sushi
5) Pistachio Ice Cream
6) Mario Kart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I relate so much to the talking horse on Netflix.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to manage my mischief.
You should message me if
you want to be the she to my nannigans, because there are A LOT of nannigans to be had.