huckleberry57
59 Dayton, United States
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My self-summary
Does your Obama sticker make you feel stupid yet?

Okay, so as to not waste your time or mine, if your political affiliation is Democratic, Liberal, Leftist, Socialist or Communist we will not be a good match. As a rule of thumb, if you voted for the current President of the US, you fall into the described catagory that I do not mix Okay, so as to not waste your time or mine, if your political affiliation is Democratic, Liberal, Leftist, Socialist or Communist we will not be a good match. As a rule of thumb, if you voted for the current President of the US, you fall into the described catagory that I do not mix well with.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH; how long can you read the same profiles, saying the same things, the excessive wordiness, repetition of expressions, redundancy, on & on...And do you really want a guy that lists his interested as:"walking on the beach, hand in hand; I want to live in Cinderella's Castle; watching the sunset; toes in the sand; Prince Charming; Womens Network; Hallmark version of the dream date; BLAH-BLAH-BLAH...

Just an ordinarily awe-inspiring guy, looking for drama free, extraordinarily awe-inspiring girl. Is that too much to ask?

****************** UPDATE *****************

I am sad to report but it must be done - I am plotting to murder the Easter Bunny bastard that everyone loves and adores.

The bad, bad fella, failed for a third year in a row to leave me an eligible bachelorette in my Easter basket, per my eloquent request.

May he suffer a slow miserable death and people dye his feet hideous colors and carry them on their keychains for luck. (Poor saps if he cannot provide luck when he is alive and kicking, how in the hell is he going to help after he is dead? Unless... maybe, they use his pelt in a hat to ward off the cold) That would teach good ol' Peter Cotton Tail a lesson...

Oh! and Santa consider yourself warned, three strikes you are out too. You have the remainder of the year to get your act together!
Now some say,"It is unfair to hold the bunny and the jolly ol' elf accountable. Perhaps then, it should be Cupid," but he is a flighty little fellow, very hard to catch, and he hangs tight with hummingbirds and they will poke your eye out. The 'ole Red Ryder BB gun is the least of my worries with those Kamikaze birds after me. AND I have it from a reliable source that hummingbirds have taught Yoda all his great Jedi light saber maneuvers, by GOD I believe it! Have you seen how damn fast they are?

To be clear Cupid has never, not once, been at the mall for me to sit on his lap and take my request, one on one. Hmm, Santa, Easter Bunny, Professional Cheerleading Squads, but NO Cupid??

So unfortunately, I have higher standards for dear Santa and the Easter Bunny and they must pay for their lack of performance.

To save their lives - you must be single, divorced or widowed and Non smoker. Never been charged, convicted or investigated for stalking, assault, lewdness (wait, strike that) any crime of moral turpitude or served a civil protection or restraining order.
** NOTE** the terms; single, divorced and widowed, does Not include "separated"! I don't care if your "paperwork has been filed," we're waiting on our final court date," "the marriage has been over for years, " "we're only together for the kids?" OR, "we sleep in separate bedrooms, I swear!" Separated = still married . 'Nuff said...
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting my plans for eventual world domination. Oh, and that wold peace thing too...
I’m really good at
Putting square pegs into round holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bright, glowing Halo!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: World domination for Dummies.
Favorite movies: Anything hilarious.
Favorite shows: Documentaries.
Favorite music: polka.
Favorite food: Anything unburnt.
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee.
2. Pepermint ice cream.
3. Coffee.
4. World peace.
5. Coffee.
6. Peanut butter & jelly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Torn between my ideation of world domination & world peace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I told you, I'd have to....
You should message me if
You are above ground, with a pulse and sense of humor. You have teeth. Oh, yea leave the drama back in Dramaville. Last, but not least; the current date in time is 2014. If you were looking good in 2006, 2005.... That's awesome and you should really hang onto to those pics. But, I'm really interested in what you look like, currently. Not that looks are everything, but they do matter...
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