Okay, so as to not waste your time or mine, if your political affiliation is Democratic, Liberal, Leftist, Socialist or Communist we will not be a good match. As a rule of thumb, if you voted for the current President of the US, you fall into the described catagory that I do not mix Okay, so as to not waste your time or mine, if your political affiliation is Democratic, Liberal, Leftist, Socialist or Communist we will not be a good match. As a rule of thumb, if you voted for the current President of the US, you fall into the described catagory that I do not mix well with.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH; how long can you read the same profiles, saying the same things, the excessive wordiness, repetition of expressions, redundancy, on & on...And do you really want a guy that lists his interested as:"walking on the beach, hand in hand; I want to live in Cinderella's Castle; watching the sunset; toes in the sand; Prince Charming; Womens Network; Hallmark version of the dream date; BLAH-BLAH-BLAH...
Just an ordinarily awe-inspiring guy, looking for drama free, extraordinarily awe-inspiring girl. Is that too much to ask?
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I am sad to report but it must be done - I am plotting to murder the Easter Bunny bastard that everyone loves and adores.
The bad, bad fella, failed for a third year in a row to leave me an eligible bachelorette in my Easter basket, per my eloquent request.
May he suffer a slow miserable death and people dye his feet hideous colors and carry them on their keychains for luck. (Poor saps if he cannot provide luck when he is alive and kicking, how in the hell is he going to help after he is dead? Unless... maybe, they use his pelt in a hat to ward off the cold) That would teach good ol' Peter Cotton Tail a lesson...
Oh! and Santa consider yourself warned, three strikes you are out too. You have the remainder of the year to get your act together!
Now some say,"It is unfair to hold the bunny and the jolly ol' elf accountable. Perhaps then, it should be Cupid," but he is a flighty little fellow, very hard to catch, and he hangs tight with hummingbirds and they will poke your eye out. The 'ole Red Ryder BB gun is the least of my worries with those Kamikaze birds after me. AND I have it from a reliable source that hummingbirds have taught Yoda all his great Jedi light saber maneuvers, by GOD I believe it! Have you seen how damn fast they are?
To be clear Cupid has never, not once, been at the mall for me to sit on his lap and take my request, one on one. Hmm, Santa, Easter Bunny, Professional Cheerleading Squads, but NO Cupid??
So unfortunately, I have higher standards for dear Santa and the Easter Bunny and they must pay for their lack of performance.
To save their lives - you must be single, divorced or widowed and Non smoker. Never been charged, convicted or investigated for stalking, assault, lewdness (wait, strike that) any crime of moral turpitude or served a civil protection or restraining order.
** NOTE** the terms; single, divorced and widowed, does Not include "separated"! I don't care if your "paperwork has been filed," we're waiting on our final court date," "the marriage has been over for years, " "we're only together for the kids?" OR, "we sleep in separate bedrooms, I swear!" Separated = still married . 'Nuff said...
Favorite movies: Anything hilarious.
Favorite shows: Documentaries.
Favorite music: polka.
Favorite food: Anything unburnt.
2. Pepermint ice cream.
4. World peace.
6. Peanut butter & jelly.