Takes these pills like Gaston,
It's true no one can Netflix and chill like Gaston!
He's the man we all want to be internet daaaating,
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Noooooooo oooooone can PRANCE like Gaston,
At the DANCE like Gaston,
Because no man can fill yoga PANTS like Gaston!
Yes, it's true that my glutes are breathtaaaaaaking!
Oh my, what a guy, that Gaston.
Gaston has the best villain song. Is there anything this guy can't do? Other than intersectional feminism, obviously.
Sometimes I make music or write stories too. I get excited when people talk about art.
I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)
Empathy. Or sympathy? Or apathy? One of those.
Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. Anything Miyazaki. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, British Panel Shows, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.
Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter, Nick Drake, Jens Lekman.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
His bro got killed by an octogenarian
He thinks he's a Stark
Ain't that a lark
Everyone knows he's Targaryen
Rihanna found love in a hopeless place. Which is great. I'm glad OkCupid worked for someone.
If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.
You think getting lost in the Strand is a pretty good way to spend a date.