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My self-summary
Noooooooo oooooone thrills like Gaston,
Takes these pills like Gaston,
It's true no one can Netflix and chill like Gaston!

He's the man we all want to be internet daaaating,
My what a guy, that Gaston!

Noooooooo oooooone can PRANCE like Gaston,
At the DANCE like Gaston,
Because no man can fill yoga PANTS like Gaston!

Yes, it's true that my glutes are breathtaaaaaaking!
Oh my, what a guy, that Gaston.

Gaston has the best villain song. Is there anything this guy can't do? Other than intersectional feminism, obviously.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a 9 to 5 at a tech company, where I'm paid a living wage. Then I'm sometimes a professional dancer, where I make WAY less than a living wage.

Sometimes I make music or write stories too. Geeking out about art and how to make it is my favorite thing.

I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)
I’m really good at
Turning regular parties into dance parties. Turning dance parties into Soul Train.

Empathy, sympathy, or apathy. At least one of those.
The first things people usually notice about me
Paul Simon told me he liked my dance moves, so I'll go with that.

Red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ray Bradbury, PG Wodehouse, Martin McDonagh, Tom Stoppard, Ursula Le Guin, William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut, the poetry of Dorothy Parker. Just had an affair with Love in the Time of Cholera. Currently taking book suggestions.

Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Birdman, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. Anything Miyazaki. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jessica Jones, British Panel Shows, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall. Legion might be the most ambitious television show on basic cable. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.

Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter, Nick Drake, Jens Lekman. Lots of Swedish pop and old school jazz.
Six things I could never do without
1. Spoons, both little and big.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next project.

What makes good art good art.

Rihanna found love in a hopeless place. Which is great. I'm glad OkCupid worked for someone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching dance lessons. Or DJing for dancers. Or dancing with dancers. Generally dancing.

Alternatively, Netflix, just like everyone else in this city.
You should message me if
You want to do that lift from Dirty Dancing with me. Double bonus if you want to do Swayze's part.

If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.

If you feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel?

You have some amazing restaurant recs.
The two of us