RaRaRasP0utine
30 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
Noooooooo oooooone thrills like Gaston,
Takes these pills like Gaston,
It's true no one can Netflix and chill like Gaston!

He's the man we all want to be internet daaaating,
My what a guy, that Gaston!

Noooooooo oooooone can PRANCE like Gaston,
At the DANCE like Gaston,
Because no man can fill yoga PANTS like Gaston!

Yes, it's true that my glutes are breathtaaaaaaking!
Oh my, what a guy, that Gaston.

Gaston has the best villain song. Is there anything this guy can't do? Other than intersectional feminism, obviously.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a 9 to 5 at a tech company, where I'm paid a living wage. Then I'm sometimes a professional dancer, where I make WAY less than a living wage.

Sometimes I make music or write stories too. I get excited when people talk about art. Geeking out about what makes art work or not work is my favorite thing.

I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)
I’m really good at
Turning regular parties into dance parties. Turning dance parties into Soul Train.

Empathy, sympathy, or apathy. At least one of those.
The first things people usually notice about me
Paul Simon told me he liked my dance moves, so I'll go with that.

Red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ray Bradbury, PG Wodehouse, Martin McDonagh, Tom Stoppard, Ursula Le Guin, William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut. Just had an affair with Love in the Time of Cholera. Currently taking book suggestions.

Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. Anything Miyazaki. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, British Panel Shows, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.

Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter, Nick Drake, Jens Lekman. Lots of Swedish pop and old school jazz.
The six things I could never do without
1. Spoons, both little and big.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My job is about to reach a natural stopping point, so these days I'm thinking a lot about what's next. Exciting! Scary! Adventures await.

Rihanna found love in a hopeless place. Which is great. I'm glad OkCupid worked for someone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching dance lessons. Or DJing for dancers. Or dancers. Generally dancing.
You should message me if
You want to do that lift from Dirty Dancing with me. Double bonus if you want to do Swayze's part.

If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.

If you feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel?

You think getting lost in the Strand is a pretty good way to spend a date.
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