Takes these pills like Gaston,
It's true no one can Netflix and chill like Gaston!
He's the man we all want to be internet daaaating,
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Noooooooo oooooone can PRANCE like Gaston,
At the DANCE like Gaston,
Because no man can fill yoga PANTS like Gaston!
Yes, it's true that my glutes are breathtaaaaaaking!
Oh my, what a guy, that Gaston.
Gaston has the best villain song. Is there anything this guy can't do? Other than intersectional feminism, obviously.
Sometimes I make music or write stories too. Geeking out about art and how to make it is my favorite thing.
I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)
Empathy, sympathy, or apathy. At least one of those.
Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Birdman, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. Anything Miyazaki. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jessica Jones, British Panel Shows, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall. Legion might be the most ambitious television show on basic cable. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.
Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter, Nick Drake, Jens Lekman. Lots of Swedish pop and old school jazz.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
What makes good art good art.
Rihanna found love in a hopeless place. Which is great. I'm glad OkCupid worked for someone.
Alternatively, Netflix, just like everyone else in this city.
If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.
If you feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel?
You have some amazing restaurant recs.