On Wikipedia pages I skip to the section on Death before reading anything else, not morbid just intimate and most personal.
I laugh loudly and often. I think I'm funny. I'm a lazy workaholic. A bit of an asshole - but not in a malicious sense but moreso a blunt + honest + genuine sense. I'm also really sweet and affectionate. I'm a clumsy and graceful country girl who has been all over the world (insert obligatory cliff pic here). I am many things that won't fit here or your expectations - and that's a great thing.
I'm deathly allergic to bullshit. Stay away from me murderer.
Though it may sound cliché - I'm generally just interested in meeting cool, fun, down to earth people who have their shit together.
Vodka infusions ... but I drink whiskey
Making people laugh
Being a Mom (but he makes it "easy")
Sample of most recently Starred on Spotify:
Is There Anybody Out There? (Laura Mvula)
The Charade (D'Angelo)
Only (Nicki Minaj)
The Wheel (SOHN)
If You Want Me to Stay (Sly & The Family Stone)
Keskin Biçak (Sezen Aksu)
Looking Too Closely (Fink)
Distance (Emily King)
Two Weeks (FKA Twigs)
Fall in Love (Phantogram)
Snatch It Back and Hold It (Junior Wells, Buddy Guy)
...and all things Sesame Street
Doesn't it make more sense to have a recent, significant ex complete our dating profiles?
Or you want to tell me where you are or where you're going on the off chance I'll come out to meet you.