Anyway...I've lived in downtown Seattle for 2 years now and spend a lot of time playing with my dog and pepper spraying bums. Other than that I really don't know what to put in this silly little box. I've been described as, "pretty smart, for a boy" but I don't actually know what that means. I like to think I'm thoughtful, insightful, and unique...but I'm sure everyone puts that down in these things.
I believe that skinny girls are fun to look at and curvy girls are fun to talk to. I like my intentions to be known and expectations to be set. I rarely keep myself or my feelings a secret.
I have been known to go to bed on the first date but that's not what I build my reputation on. I'm a sucker for accents and have a thing for high heels and jeans. Also: fishnets.
I drive a beat up old Ford Ranger mostly because it starts every time I require it to. It gets me from point a to point b and that is really all I see as necessary. My favorite part of driving somewhere is parking.
I have a few friends I keep near and dear to my heart because they prove time and time again that I'm nothing without them. I'm loyal to a fault.
I'm done with this box. ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!
I am short, funny, and still short
But I don't spend nearly as much time on life as I do on boobs.
Yes. This is a joke...kinda. Ok...Not really.
Or you enjoy sharing naughty pictures via picture messaging. According to Facebook, I like doing that.