I also got married (which OkCupid seems to have a hard time updating). Previously, I had viewed marriage as merely a religious and political institution and the romantic notion of love as a more optimistic, sugar-coated view of infatuation and sexual attraction. Needless to say, I am no longer quite so curmudgeonly.
I am on fire, stomping on a puppy, and hungry
... then my radiant personality...
... In addition ... I'm a huge softy. It sucks.