41 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I once asked the lady for an EXpresso instead of an ESpresso by mistake and I haven't had a good nights sleep since.
What I’m doing with my life
Making a twat out of myself in front of people and that.
I’m really good at
...making stuff
...avoiding making stuff
...pointing out other peoples foibles in a playful and not at all annoying manner
...not remembering peoples names
...paying for my sainsburys meal deal at the self service checkout with coins no larger than 20p
...not losing things. I can't remember the last time I lost anything apart from that time I lost everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite sort of comedy is around the Curb Your Enthusiasm, Spinal Tap, The Muppets, Steve Martin's 70s stand-up area. I dislike more comedy than I like though cos either I'm a snob or most comedy is bloody awful, probably a bit of both.

I like a bum-load of music so it's probably easier to name the sort of stuff I don't like, like your Ronan Keatings, your Simply Reds and any sort of popular music sung by a classical singer (Dame Kiri Te Kanawa I'm looking at you).

I read a lot of psychology books and all that sort of balls.

My favourite crisp is probably a frazzle or a scampi fry.
The six things I could never do without
Music, comedy, a project, eggs, a shower cap, a guitar.

The six phrases I could probably do without...

Fair play, Get in, Get involved, Go for it, That moment when *insert something here*, *Insert something here followed by...*...That is all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...what the universe is doing here.

...if I'm supposed to shake this person's hand or give them a hug, or a one armed hug, or a youth hand shake and a one armed hug, or a kiss on the cheek, or both cheeks, or a kiss on the cheek and a hug.

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a lovely gig somewhere and having a lovely time or doing a terrible gig somewhere and having a terrible time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once vomited off someone's balcony after drinking jager bombs and it nearly hit a man who was walking along the street.
You should message me if want to live. x