humannumberone
29 Palm Bay, United States
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My self-summary
I play(ed) drums and guitar. I enjoy keeping in shape.

Palm Bay doesn't seem to have much of a night life, so if you know of any interesting things to do around town let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
"Just a waiter"
I’m really good at
(Obligatory dirty joke)
The first things people usually notice about me
My overwhelming charm, wit, and sophistication.
No, but really, it's probably my smile. I've heard It's okay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. The Game.
Movies - Recent favorite is Inception. I love dream theory.
Shows -Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Archer.
Music - Just a handful of bands, but I've recently got bored of them and started listening to more country.
Food - I eat a lot of fast food, but I love home cooked meals like steak, chicken parm, salmon, roasts, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about bacon. Is that an acceptable answer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Nowadays I'm working. But sometimes I get the night off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I unironically like the song "True Survivor" by David Hasselhof. The video shows him riding a trex like a horse. The absolute culmination of 80's movie clichés.
You should message me if
1. You're not afraid to take what you want
2. You like skinny guys
3. You're nerdy
3. You like to talk more and listen less
4. You're more aggressive than passive
5. You noticed there's actually 6 items on this list.
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