27 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to be left-handed
Traveling to every country in the world
Going to every brewery in Minnesota
Defending my arm wrestling champion title against 4th graders
Trying to start a garden gnome collection
I’m really good at
Only revealing my true personality to those I deem worthy (Really, I just operate mostly in deadpan and sarcasm which is lost on many).
The first things people usually notice about me
Instead of tanning, I jaundice...yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow skin.

My face is overlaid with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and a piquant dash of bitchiness (At least that's what Kurt told me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate making long lists, so I will just give one of each that I like:
The Fountainhead
Harold and Maude
Cat Stevens
All foods Indian
Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Horrible puns and the make-believe lives of strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a live dove in my pants.
You should message me if
You like odd numbers, yet hate the number 5.