humpback_whales
29 Fairborn, United States
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My self-summary
I have a really droll, inappropriate sense of humor. I stand behind the morbid Mel Brooks quote: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
What I’m doing with my life
I'd like to write and illustrate children's books and small graphic novels for a living.
I’m really good at
being on time and bashing my pinky toe into things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mannerisms and sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Crime & Punishment, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep, American Psycho, and specifically the first 30 pages of Dracula are some of my favorites. I love Fyodor Dostoevsky and Grimm fairy tales.

Movies are my favorite. Mubi is a great website, and I try to keep my profile updated, but I forget to rate things now and then. If you love movies I highly suggest you check the site out: https://mubi.com/users/161699/

I really like Bossa Nova, Jazz, House, African, and Classical.

I'm partial to Mediterranean and Indian food. Jalapeño poppers are my horrifying weakness.
The six things I could never do without
Fine arts, wikipedia, thunderstorms, Sleepytime tea, the ability to recall dreams, sketchbooks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future and things that are out of my control.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with my roommate and watching a movie or drawing. I need to get out more often again.

I'd rather go to a museum than a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I greatly enjoy video and board games.
You should message me if
You have or want recommendations for any type of art. Or if you want to talk shit to a stranger. Or if you are stupid.
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