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My self-summary
I keep thinking it's about time I put some coherent, useful information here and then I don't. You'll just have to be satisfied with random thoughts scattered haphazardly here and there. It's not like I can write objectively about myself anyway.

I observe, Friday on Sunday, Saturday on Monday, and I don't observe Sunday at all.

I've been to the United States, Canada, South Korea, North Korea, Germany, Austria, France, Spain, Italy (accidentally), Belgium (accidentally and on purpose), the Netherlands, Kuwait, and Texas (any place that is that backwards has to be another country). It may sound exciting, but it was mostly painfully boring.
What I’m doing with my life
Our society likes to tell people that if they're not constantly developing themselves they're failing. I prefer to think that if you're not satisfied with your life and you constantly want more, you're failing. There's nothing wrong with being happy with what you've got.
I’m really good at
Giving tummy rubs. Atari 2600 Pac Man. Making your computer/phone/tablet/tv/whatever work (that doesn't mean I want to).
The first things people usually notice about me
I displace air, take up space, and occasionally block the sun and the wind.

I have a lightning bolt scar on my forehead...seriously...I am 40-something Harry Potter.

You can call me Harold. Or Mister Potter.

Neither of which is my name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
NPR and the BBC World Service.

Chocolate Ovaltine
Chunky Peanut Butter
Raspberry Jam

"Scrubs." "30 Rock." "Coupling" -- the British version. And other stuff.

I've managed to collect every existing episode of Doctor Who including reconstructions of missing ones. I've only watched the ones from the 70s and 2005+ because the rest are pretty awful.

Some new things to add to this list, many of which are actually old things:

Big Bang Theory
Blacks's Books
Peep Show
The IT Crowd...

James Oliver Rigney, Jr.
George R.R. Martin
Patricia McKillip
William Gibson
Pat Cadigan
Joseph Heller...

Alanis Morissette
Sisters of Mercy
Armin Van Buuren
Blank and Jones...
Six things I could never do without
Things nobody can do without:


Anything else is just stuff you want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sense Data, getting more sleep, ways to trick my elderly dog into taking her pain medicine.

Why Cats are dicks.

Why okcupid insists on always changing the sort order to "special blend" no matter what I set it to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Masturbating to your profile pics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Privacy is fictional.
You should message me if
You know how to make the itching stop.

You're not holding a weapon or anything you've killed or intend to kill in any of your pictures.

You've never used "lol" as a verb.

You know the difference between "loose" and "lose" and can use them correctly in a sentence.

You don't believe the Bible is a science book.

You recognize the sound of yellow when you taste it.
The two of us